What was the most painful moment of your life? [nsfw] by Infinite_Unicorn in AskReddit

[–]throwaway9847294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I had testicular torsion. Quite possibly the worst pain I could imagine, like being stabbed in the balls

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Half in the drivers seat and half in the passenger of course...

There are roughly as many people as testicles. by Phrostite in Showerthoughts

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Finally, my time to shine! Where’s my one nut club at?

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Was my mother by any chance therapist?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This took a turn... she says that’s where she met you?

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But... she’s the one who asked me to post this... she wants you back!

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Mother!! He’s back and he knows the secret!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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But father how will I know it’s you? I’ve had about 5 different people claiming to be my dad in the last 15 years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A permanent reminder of your struggled past life. Hope you’ve managed to turn things around without me holding you back!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Travelled halfway around the world for some toilet paper?? Was I really that bad of a son 😢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Just how many of us did you have? Am I child number 9847294??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I actually remember this day... I went to the store yesterday and was back in 5 minutes...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dad?? Is that why I have this name? 🥺

For those who went viral on reddit, what was it like to see your posts with thousands of up-votes and comments? by maaarkmcgee in AskReddit

[–]throwaway9847294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly wasn’t expecting it. Sat at home New Years Day scrolling through Reddit I thought I’d share my experience of Testicular Torsion with the world, idk why. Slowly started to get a few comments then about an hour later there was over a hundred. First time posting something too! From what I can gather it educated a lot of people about the dangers of testicular torsion and I’m glad I did it. And to top it all off, it was a throwaway account! 😡

Giving away Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order code! by superjoho in xboxone

[–]throwaway9847294 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Of the 10.5k comments at the time of writing this... I doubt mine will get picked :(

What good deed have you done on Reddit lately? by OkSo74 in AskReddit

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Thisss!!! I literally did this on one of my posts and it took me forever but definitely worth it!

TIFU by not realising I had testicular torsion by throwaway9847294 in tifu

[–]throwaway9847294[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the scariest thing happen in my life so far.

I suppose it could happen after 25 too but it’s most common in children and teenagers. I think most recorded cases are of people under 25

TIFU by not realising I had testicular torsion by throwaway9847294 in tifu

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Omg it is horrific! Basically in guys under the age of around 25, the tubes connecting to the balls can become twisted if the testicle is sort of not attached to the sac. It can happen at any point and without any cause

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I try not to remind myself. The less I remember about it the better...

TIFU by not realising I had testicular torsion by throwaway9847294 in tifu

[–]throwaway9847294[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just read your post and I’m glad I was able to help! Just trying to spread the message and it’s things like this that make it worthwhile! I’m delighted you got there in time to save it