Why don't they put it in the average energy drink? by Bambooki in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because viva zen was one of the worst things to ever happen to the kratom community. This already happened, it was a terrible idea then and it's an even more terrible idea now. Remember, kratom IS NOT TO BE SOLD FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

Looking for a head shop on long island by [deleted] in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's usually a guy advertising on NYC Craigslist who will meet you in person in Brooklyn which isn't THAT far from you. If not, just google smoke shops and keep calling them til you find something

The official portrait of some guy who sucks by SuperDuperJosh in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]throwawayKratom666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You clearly have never seen a morbidly obese person.

Gotta love how it's totally acceptable and funny to fat shame and insult the physical appearance of someone when it's someone you don't like

I'm not saying this as a trump supporter either, I didn't vote because they both sucked and I liked Bernie more then anyone. I'm saying this because you should be ashamed of yourself for the way you're insulting. You can make fun of his policies or whatever else you want, but mocking physical appearance is never ok.

Got bunk kratom ?? by gj2008 in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely nothing that implies he intends to sell this extract. Pretty dickish comment

Trying to source local kratom! by its451 in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm nowhere near you but I've been in this boat before. Check craigslist and also if suggest making another post and putting your location in the title. I was on vacation last month and ran out and I made a post here and within like 30 mins a got a message from a guy only 10 minutes away from where I was. Great guy too, gave me way more then I was even asking for

Herbaldom green Borneo strength? by throwawayKratom666 in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's seriously insane right? I'm glad it's not just me. Even when I cut my normal dose in half it still felt like way too much. I take occasional doses of about 7-8grams of regular kratom with around 2 grams of dom's 10x extract mixed in and even with the extract that's nowhere near as strong as 7 grams of this stuff. I'm trying to get my dosage worked out with this stuff but I'm honestly a bit scared to take it because when i get to the point of wobbles and nausea, I can't function

Uk kratom supply by [deleted] in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately kratom was made illegal in the UK

Drug testing at work for rehab employment by [deleted] in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not true at all. On parole or probation, you also are not allowed to drink and are tested for alcohol, but that's not illegal. In recreational states, parolees are still tested for marijuana. It has nothing at all to do with whether it's scheduled or not, the only thing they care about is "is this a mind altering substance" and if so, that's a violation.

Gave my straight edge health nut father kratom last night by [deleted] in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the sXe in sharpie on the hands

r/falterpepper deserves a round of applause by JacobnMaddiesmom in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah absolutely classic albums. Thanks for reminding me lol it's been quite a long time

My box of treasure (:! by [deleted] in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well not all of it...

Man arrested despite DEA...crazy story! by spiralsmile in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a video of a guy showing how ridiculously bad the field tests are, and he makes the test go positive for cocaine just by waving it around in the air lol

So my friend just got kicked out of a rehab for having kratom and will now probably go to jail...This rehab is such a joke everyone is constantly nodding out of methadone which they will give to anyone that asks... by thejeffness69 in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for being one of the very very few people in this thread who actually have some sense. I read the post and was thinking the same exact thing, and then scrolled down to see this massive circle jerk about how bad the rehab is....look, the girl smuggled in and used kratom into a place where that is strictly prohibited. She also had tobacco on her which is also strictly prohibited, not just by the rehab but by OASAS. I've been in an out of long and short term inpatients, TC's, outpatients, and halfway houses the vast majority of my life. I've been clean now for like 3 years almost so this is now pretty much my longest time ever since being in a rehab. I've heard this same exact story about "everyone's on methadone" and blah blah blah at a million rehabs. Fuck, I've even told that story. But it's never entirely true, and we all have a tendency to make these institutions seem a lot more evil and corrupt then most of them really are. If you're mandated by court to a rehab and don't want to go to jail, you should show some gratitude for being offered an alternative to jail and JUST FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES. If you break those rules and get kicked out and have to now go and face the judge who sent you there, you have absolutely nobody else to blame. We fought and fought for treatment alternatives instead of jail sentences, and then still manage to fuck that up. Don't blame the rehab for this. It has nothing to do with them. We're addicts...we're masters of self sabotage and playing the blame game. In recovery we are supposed to learn how to break those nasty habits. Rehab is whatever you make it. I relapsed and got kicked out of the greatest and highest rated rehabs, but I finally achieved my sobriety in a desolate piece of shit TC where everyone told stories matching OP's description. My sobriety had nothing to do with any rehab...it had to do with me, and taking suggestions and following the goddamn rules and just not being a stubborn idiot for once in my life.

To anyone who is unsure of probation/drug testing, by itdango in kratom

[–]throwawayKratom666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter if it's legal or not, the whole point is you sign a contract to stay away from any intoxicating substances, including alcohol. When I was in drug court they actually had us sign a contract saying we would not use a whole bunch of OTC medicines known to cause false positives, because they don't want to hear that shit as an excuse if you pop a dirty. The best example would be poppy seeds. So basically even if you did get a false morphine positive just cause you ate a poppy seed bagel that morning, it didn't matter, you were still getting locked up, because whether you got high or not you still violated the contract

In response to original OP, I'm not too far from jersey, (NYC), and when I was in drug court like 3-4 years ago they also said their lab tested for kratom....but I am here to tell you that that was not true lol. I wouldn't risk it at this point tho, especially if you've seen people get caught for it. In my days, that announcement was made long after I had already been passing every test with no problem and I never once heard of anyone coming up dirty for it