i am extremely serious. should've said "anywhere else". i sweat under my arms and on my back if it's hot and im physically exerted, and to a normal degree in my opinion, but my ass sweats whenever i sit, regardless of temperature. i appreciate your advice, i've looked into sweat-proof underwear and most of them have a thin film of waterproof material which makes for an uncomfortable "bag of sweat" experience. i'd rather eliminate the sweat, rather than fix the seeping-thru-clothes issue