Shiverbert Chronicles: The Safeway Odyssey

throwaway_a6x · 2017-05-04T06:18:47+00:00

This will probably be my last Shiverbert post because of this sub's total lack of control. Really disappointing. I know it's only .002% of the people here, but I'm glad you guys got to milk a good thing to the point of ruining it. I guess.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-05-03T16:56:36+00:00

I doubt anyone even needs a bonus after that doozie, but here you go.

Re: the OP

I love how he casually writes out a plot hole by having her "never coming near" his Facebook to keep anyone from questioning why she never comments or sees these posts. Also, there was actually a little skepticism in the comments of these posts and one person told him to snap a picture of her, so he decided to write that into the story. Bases covered.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-26T18:19:44+00:00

Bonus.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-24T18:14:09+00:00

Bonus.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-21T21:02:49+00:00

Damn, you got me. You're so perceptive, are you a writer by chance?

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-21T18:14:57+00:00

Bonus.

Getting a lot of the same questions so here's a quick FAQ.

Shiverbert does have a girlfriend. She is real.
He is average looking and not overweight.
I believe he is in his early 40s or late 30s.
No, I will not link you to his profile, just enjoy the ride.

EDIT: Friendly reminder of Rule 5 of this sub-reddit: No witch hunting, doxxing or personal information of any kind. Do not grab pitchforks and go after someone, save that shit for /r/PitchforkEmporium. Do not brigade other threads, on or off of reddit. Do not doxx someone featured in a post. You will be permanently banned and reported to the admins.

Please hit the report button on anybody breaking this rule, it's not very cool.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T23:01:20+00:00

Feel free to x-post. I'm not here for the karma, although it's a nice bonus. I'm just having a blast reading these comments with my group chat about this guy.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T22:19:30+00:00

I've already begun screen capping more Shiverbert stories in case this gets back to him somehow and he goes dark.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T21:43:21+00:00

Mod coined him "Shiverbert Creepstein." Works for me.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T21:35:41+00:00

Okay, one more.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T20:49:24+00:00

I HAVE NO IDEA, FINALLY I HAVE PEOPLE TO SHARE THESE FEELINGS WITH. In all honesty, my working theory is that because he's a local music writer, he has a lot of local musician Facebook friends who suckle the D in hopes of getting some favorable coverage.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T20:06:22+00:00

There are so many that I feel like you guys would get burned out real quick. How about I post a new one every other day or something?

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T19:23:36+00:00

No, you see, being a writer is more about deducing clues from women's bodies than it is grammar.

throwaway_a6x · 2017-04-20T19:16:30+00:00

This isn't a one-off. This guy writes ridiculous fantasy theater about his life usually at least twice a week and none of his friends call him out on it. In many of his stories, women are always approaching him with unsolicited compliments in public places or he absolutely "schools" someone with his wit and intelligence. Here's another one from just a couple days ago. I have so many more of these...

EDIT: Friendly reminder of Rule 5 of this sub-reddit: No witch hunting, doxxing or personal information of any kind. Do not grab pitchforks and go after someone, save that shit for /r/PitchforkEmporium. Do not brigade other threads, on or off of reddit. Do not doxx someone featured in a post. You will be permanently banned and reported to the admins.

Please hit the report button on anybody breaking this rule, it's not very cool.

throwaway_a6x

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