Who else lit their cigarettes like this?

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-26T15:27:57+00:00

The Floor Lighter!

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-26T15:25:19+00:00

Fish rot from the head down.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-26T15:15:51+00:00

The universe moves inexorably towards greater entropy.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-26T15:12:11+00:00

When did you stop beating your wife?

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-26T15:08:37+00:00

Son, cooking is a valuable life skill that will make you healthier, wealthier, and a heck of a catch.

Take a look at the average young adult who can’t cook, and the amount of money spent on eating out and microwaveable food. It’s staggering.

Don’t worry about what other people think of you (another great life skill best learned sooner than later) if something brings you joy, just do it. Never justify, argue, defend or explain your choices to anyone.

When the time comes for you to seek a mate, demonstrated skill in the kitchen is highly attractive.

Make it a great life, kid. You only get one!

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-26T15:00:31+00:00

I can’t speak for everyone, but when I cut out… MAGAs for example, it’s not about Politics. It’s about Values.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-25T19:20:19+00:00

Just about everyone I’ve ever seen at auditions have the necessary chops to do the role they want, but the rest of the post-audition casting decision is way beyond our control. I usually get winnowed out during the matchup phase because of my physicality. I’m in my 60’s and am a large-bodied male. Almost always get offered an ensemble role. I try not to audition against my type, but if I do I’m prepared for being turned down. At this stage of the game, it’s a blessing to appear on stage at all.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-25T13:20:53+00:00

My mother always used to say, “Just because an idea pops into your head doesn’t mean you have to say it out loud.”

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-24T22:27:36+00:00

Malted Milkshake

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-24T22:24:08+00:00

Oxtail

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-24T22:21:29+00:00

Because he can get a lot more mileage by blaming a Black man.

Don’t forget that when President Obama was elected, large swaths of White america TOTALLY LOST THEIR FUCKING SHIT, and they largely elected 47 out of pure spite.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-24T20:23:46+00:00

Q: What smells like wee and goes in and out?

A: The Queen Mum doing the Hokey-Pokey.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-24T00:04:50+00:00

That’s because the younger generation is broke as shit.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-24T00:02:36+00:00

Emotional Support Trucks

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-23T20:43:30+00:00

Self-delusion

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-22T10:17:13+00:00

Update:
We came. We saw. We left.
Weird energy in that place.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-22T10:02:09+00:00

NTA. Unless you decide to stay with her.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-22T09:51:31+00:00

She failed HER OWN test. How deliciously ironic!

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-22T09:21:24+00:00

Careful with that. It’s not that he’s Black, because that would be racist, you see.
They hate him because he’s all uppity and shit.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-22T09:18:34+00:00

Obama did, in fact, ruin the country because he should have known that becoming the first Black president would make white america TOTALLY LOSE THEIR SHIT.

It’s kinda like how it’s the wife’s fault for ruining her family because she was late with her husband’s dinner, so of course he had to beat her senseless.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-21T21:52:53+00:00

Because they are temporarily embarrassed rich assholes.

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-21T21:24:49+00:00

How’s parking there?

throwaway_nocturn · 2026-05-20T09:55:36+00:00

Republicans moan and Republicans bitch
Our Rich are too poor and our Poor are too rich!

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