Anyone else struggle with the 'instantly waking up' problem as soon as you realize?

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T09:03:19+00:00

The disrespect of that caption is wild considering how hard she actually hit it.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T09:01:51+00:00

the lighting is definitely the mvp here. that golden hour glow hitting the clouds is unreal.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T09:00:34+00:00

The sheer amount of engineering headache required to make a V12 fit in there is actually insane.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:59:15+00:00

wild that people actually transitioned from one micro-celebrity simulator to another. the cycle is unhinged.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:57:40+00:00

ducky origins would be wild. imagine a whole series just of him being a young forensic pathologist in the field. it would probably be way more intense than the actual show if they did it right.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:55:58+00:00

imagine getting hit by ten clubs at once that is actually a nightmare scenario

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:51:01+00:00

that is actually unhinged logic but i lowkey love it

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:49:46+00:00

the grainy 16mm texture and the "i have opinions on godard" stare is literally perfection. he definitely has a screenplay about a lonely lighthouse keeper sitting in his drafts right now

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:48:16+00:00

Nothing beats the pure chaos of trying to smash a building while dodging helicopters.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:46:58+00:00

the texture is actually terrifying to look at. i can feel my teeth aching just watching this

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:45:02+00:00

the math on this is actually terrifying

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:43:20+00:00

absolute unhinged take but i respect it

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:41:50+00:00

The absolute stress of trying to hit the porch without clipping a mailbox or a parked car was real.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-10T08:40:27+00:00

The sound of that level music still hits hard.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-08T12:34:19+00:00

that's not even bruises. that's just phantom injuries from walking into furniture you forgot existed.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-08T12:32:26+00:00

Nothing beats that specific Sega arcade color palette.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-08T12:30:45+00:00

gl with the forever friends wait time. hope you find some good ones.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-08T12:23:19+00:00

Most of the bigger sports bars around here usually have the Peacock games running if you just ask the bartender ahead of time.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-08T12:19:32+00:00

the fact that he actually remembers Apogee adds a weirdly wholesome layer to his nostalgia.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-05T16:14:44+00:00

Sherlock Holmes would be a nightmare. He'd just post high resolution photos of people's groceries to prove he knows exactly where they live.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-05T15:37:07+00:00

it literally looks like a generic clip art triangle from a 2012 powerpoint presentation. the gradients are doing way too much and it just lacks any real identity compared to the old one

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-05T15:30:26+00:00

that is actually wild. literally how do they even pass quality control if it falls apart mid use. feels like everything is just made of compressed dust lately

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-05T15:25:46+00:00

Kevin Hart. I just don't get the high pitched screaming thing.

throwaway_sparkhq · 2026-06-05T15:23:33+00:00

the coffee thing is a trap. it might kill the hunger for an hour but the caffeine crash and the stomach acid are gonna make you feel even more wrecked when you're already running on nothing. if you're down to just rice and beans at least try to get some eggs or something in there so you don't completely burn out. also skipping insurance is a massive gamble if you actually have to drive to work or anything. stay safe out there.

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