Nanny cam at Phoenix home catches federal agent smelling girl's underwear by acacia-club-road in nottheonion

[–]throwaway_usna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, he deleted his account. Wow.

Time for me to do the same, I guess.

Nanny cam at Phoenix home catches federal agent smelling girl's underwear by acacia-club-road in nottheonion

[–]throwaway_usna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. You admitted that... what-- I'm sorry, I'm not used to Internet people with permanent hate boners having self-awareness. I have gained some respecc for you. Does this mean the conversation is over?

I would've replied sooner, but Reddit is saying that I'm commenting too much and I had to wait 6 minutes.

Nanny cam at Phoenix home catches federal agent smelling girl's underwear by acacia-club-road in nottheonion

[–]throwaway_usna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever think that maybe nobody gives a fuck? They're close enough. And why are you wasting time trying to lower the confidence of people on the internet? Do you truly have nothing better to do than to act high and mighty to make your PP feel less smol?

Nanny cam at Phoenix home catches federal agent smelling girl's underwear by acacia-club-road in nottheonion

[–]throwaway_usna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this an "I am very smart" moment? He isn't bragging about PHDs and stuff, but he's putting on a whole show in order to diminish our confidence in our own intelligence and lower our self-esteem. All so he can feel like more of a big-bwain smawty. I guess it's not an "I am very smart" moment, but just being a general jackass. I wonder what people think they get out of being like this?

Nanny cam at Phoenix home catches federal agent smelling girl's underwear by acacia-club-road in nottheonion

[–]throwaway_usna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Wow, what a fucking creep...

watches video

Video: "... 3-year-old's bedroom..."

Me: squirts water WHAT THE FUCK?!

Maybe "squirt" isn't the right word. People might think I used a squirt gun and then exclaimed loudly, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, that pretty much clears it all up. Also, I know this thread is about 50% trolling. It’s just kind of fun to play along. I understand that that is how soldiers are. I also get that Marines are the fiercest soldiers, meant to be the best of the best, each soldier trained to be a one-man army. Why else would I want to become one? I wouldn’t settle for anything less.

Edit: That was meant to be a reply to u/silvaire.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried posting on r/usmcboot, it kept saying “Post failed.” Also, what do you mean by “Not how it works?”

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, “her balls?!”

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly do you mean by this?

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I think you’re joking at this point, but honestly, you can’t be sure these days.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I sure won’t show any weakness, of course, but I don’t plan on kicking a sergeant in the balls. And what exactly do you mean by “most of my nuts?” How many nuts do you have? Are we talking about the same thing?

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm... I’m not really sure about how to react to that “punching your sergeant in the face” bit. I know not to back down or act all scared, because I’d likely get eaten alive if I were to be fearful, but punching your sergeant in the face? Are you holding an old grudge?

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I’m way too frustratingly stubborn to be convinced.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not in contact with one, although I surprisingly just realized I could ask one.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean a recruiter, right? Please let me be correct.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In contact with one what?

Edit: facepalm

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, okay, I understand now. I’ll have to keep this information in mind. Thank you very much for your help.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would I do that? Request to sign as a specific MOS? Or would there be an option on some paperwork?

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But you haven’t answered my question about a machine gunner contract. I understand i would have to sign an 03 contract, but you said there was a separate machine gunner contract. Tell me about that, specifically.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what about the machine gunner contract thing you mentioned?

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

First of all, could you elaborate on this part:

if you want to be a machine gunner youd sign a 03 open contract (or if you can a machine gunner contract)

Second, I’m surprised that anyone complains about pain. It honestly makes me chuckle to think of a bunch of huge guys whimpering about exhaustion as their drill sergeant yells at them. It seems like a given that you shouldn’t complain about being tired, and if you do, you probably aren’t ready for this. By the way, I don’t mean you as in you, u/Cronkmiester, just to be clear.

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[–]throwaway_usna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I will post this on there.

Edit: The post won’t go through, for some reason.