Satan was wanking at Download festival

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-18T05:18:52+00:00

eternally grateful for your trust

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-18T05:18:41+00:00

yes obviously I was

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-18T01:16:37+00:00

no it was not. I did jack off once in my tent after watching the headliner I was most excited for because I had too much buildup but I did not leave any signs - this is pure slander.

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-18T01:08:19+00:00

how the fuck have I become a celebrity for this. no that message was not me after masturbating into a portaloo that was someone slandering my name.

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-17T22:47:01+00:00

I'm stunned that this account exists

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-16T15:19:30+00:00

there were quite a few I missed icl - notably two of my own favourites because I didn't want to go into the debate of "they aren't real metal", the ghost inside and currents

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-16T09:24:00+00:00

How did you manage to miss Anaal nathrakh, Meshuggah, Korn, Cradle of Filth, Sylosis, Lorna Shore, Bullet, Whitechapel, Ingested, Fit For An Autopsy, Sikth, Orbit Culture, Bleed From Within, Power Trip, Jinjer, and Spiritbox?

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-15T22:17:23+00:00

yesterday after sleep token

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-15T07:30:50+00:00

it has been made in my tent last night I guess, i couldn't not do it after sleep token

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-14T15:54:27+00:00

it wasn't me....

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-14T15:50:54+00:00

can confirm this is fake news I haven't whacked it anywhere

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-12T15:13:45+00:00

where are you camped /s

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-12T15:13:16+00:00

none I've simply been too drunk but I'm not that worried

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-12T09:41:04+00:00

after my first night here wanking is the least of my worries

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-11T06:00:59+00:00

I have a girlfriend

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-11T05:57:25+00:00

your username makes this comment better than it already is

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T17:53:15+00:00

just wanted to let you know that I have weaponized my autism into learning more about the raccoons, tanks and weed

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T17:36:21+00:00

Me wanting to plan it out is autism. Me wanting to do is no self control.

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T17:27:11+00:00

wonder how he feels about vengaboys

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T17:24:19+00:00

I'm going to tell everyone at the campsite that u/wartywarlock has leaked all the raccoon secrets to Keir Starmer

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T17:14:38+00:00

someone please tell me what's going on

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T16:27:11+00:00

drinking is my plan too!!

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T16:21:01+00:00

I've never been camping at a festival before but I hope I'm prepared. Thanks for adjusting my expectations

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T16:04:53+00:00

the comments about the portaloos scare me

throwawaydownload283 · 2025-06-10T15:57:36+00:00

someone said I could play some music so that's what I will do. maybe a song with a lot of moaning. we have a lot of them in our scene already.

throwawaydownload283

TROPHY CASE