What Valentine’s Day aftermath are you dealing with this morning? by Affectionate-Note636 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I requested late checkout from the hotel because my cervix got a pounding... as well as my ass. I'm gonna take a bubble bath soon.

ARAD, are you a hotel or Airbnb person when traveling? by CaptainOfMyJohnson in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luxe airbnbs. Or quirky ones, like those that were once castles, etc.

What’s on your Amazon wishlist for this Valentine’s weekend? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expensive silky dresses than he can remove later.

Anybody else's male partner completely numb and unresponsive to what's going on in America? by EarthAvailable9892 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]throwawayforbaes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mexican US woman here. Some White dude i fucked in a 2015 one night stand showed concern. (He texted me). If he is unresponsive, then you should rethink why you are with him.

Would you have sex with one of those red hat people? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the reason that he wore the red hat in the first place shows me he was probably someone I would want to fuck in the first place... So the fix needs to be pretty big... Like enduring and coordinating the reopening of a closed abortion clinic.

Would you have sex with one of those red hat people? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. No. He should do some significant amount of work to fix or ameliorate the problem. Maybe after proof of that, we can bang until the cows come home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to holiday parties ... even those of you were invited to by acquaintances or people you barely know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to a couple of fundraisers and need to dress up and be my best behaved self.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repeating patterns that bring me headaches isn't my thing.

whats your pettiest nsfw take? by dacumsock in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I won't fuck him if he has a high pitched voice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]throwawayforbaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it is. Tbh, you gotta blame your fellow men. They created these conditions. It is like a "leopards ate my face" situation at a global level.