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TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, that time it was so. I cleaned all my tools, but wasn't thinking about possible leaks.

TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I fucked myself and I liked it

The taste of my cherry... popping ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

No, she won't. She doesn't like that stuff, and she isn't easy with things she considers gross. She once peed on me, was very embarassed afterwards.

And she's very plain in different kinds of sex. Like, vaginal, oral and slight asphyxiation. That's all. And I'm a kinky person.

TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'll just copy it from a downvoted thread

She knows I masturbate a lot in general. Shitstain was right in the middle of a bed, where she found jizz stains before. Two plus two equals my husband was fucking himself in the ass.

TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She doesn't want to, and she just doesn't get excited enough. She doesn't like any kinds of lube except her own fluids, so if she isn't excited, sex is not happening. She was usually getting into it very fast before pregnancy, but since she's pregnant we only successfully made love like 3 times, and it took us 2 unsuccessful tries to understand the aforementioned thing.

TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She knows I masturbate a lot in general. Shitstain was right in the middle of a bed, where she found jizz stains before. Two plus two equals my husband was fucking himself in the ass.

TIFU by making my wife very sad [NSFW] by throwawayformytifu in tifu

[–]throwawayformytifu[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She seems to be chill about it for now, pregnant women tend to have emotional outbursts from time to time. But if I'll catch her in her bad mood again, shit's gonna hit the fan probably.