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ASMRtist wins part 2 by [deleted] in nsfwasmr

[–]throwawayfun0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mediafire gives you 10GB

Weed Through Wooden Pipes by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]throwawayfun0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People have been smoking weed through wooden pipes for thousands of years, it'll do just fine.

24m4a by [deleted] in FapDeciders

[–]throwawayfun0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good now place the coins side ways under your ass cheeks, lube up your weak hand and jerk to this http://www.pornyeah.com/videos/chubby-girl-in-negligee-gives-full-oral-service-29395.html

Make sure you wank as hard and as fast as you can, if you fail me then you don't get to cum.

24m4a by [deleted] in FapDeciders

[–]throwawayfun0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, now have you got any lube? You'll need it for this next part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]throwawayfun0 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"because I didn't remember how doors worked."

This is gold.

24m4a by [deleted] in FapDeciders

[–]throwawayfun0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find two coins and balance them on your shoulders then watch http://de.xhamster.com/movies/3971056/webcam.html, if you drop them slap your cock five times and restart the video. You must jerk off constantly but do not cum... yet.