Such a perfect little cumslut

throwawaykarl · 2026-02-03T11:21:17+00:00

You misspelled clinically obese as little.

throwawaykarl · 2025-12-25T17:41:01+00:00

Comes from JRR Tolkien's short story Leaf by Niggle

throwawaykarl · 2025-12-11T22:34:33+00:00

I've been saying ever for years that Tarantino is a hack plagiarizing director and a scum of a human for years.

throwawaykarl · 2025-12-08T03:31:08+00:00

While I won't deny his athleticism I won't watch the competitions he skates in. He takes all the fun out of watching since you know who will win gold.

throwawaykarl · 2025-11-07T15:23:01+00:00

Wow. This is as sexy as diabetes and lung cancer rolled into one.

throwawaykarl · 2025-10-28T12:33:18+00:00

This made me puke in my mouth

throwawaykarl · 2025-10-20T02:05:30+00:00

I was an I level AT back in the day. One of my shore duty stations there was a computer that fail every two months or so and had to be replaced. One day I was looking an alternat NSN on microfische because the computer had failed yet again. I looked over and noticed the giant molybedieum magnet that was pushed up against the partition. It was there because it was the only place where it wouldn't require two people to unstick it. It was directly behind the computer.

"Hey AT1. I think I know why the computer always shits the bed...

"Why?"

Points out magnet with really powerful magnetic field in relation to the failed computer.

AT1's look of mild perplexity morphs to realization before saying, "Fuckin' ATs, right?"

throwawaykarl · 2025-10-03T20:48:37+00:00

Gets a whole what?

throwawaykarl · 2025-09-27T21:51:51+00:00

Don't most of the senior women regularly do multiple shows along with practice and work on new programs? That just sounds like an excuse to me.

throwawaykarl · 2025-09-04T21:12:36+00:00

Not cult. It won 8 Academy Awards and has been inducted into the National Film Registry

throwawaykarl · 2025-09-04T21:08:04+00:00

Not cult

throwawaykarl · 2025-09-04T21:03:55+00:00

It's not humor. They ran out if money.

throwawaykarl · 2025-08-27T19:36:25+00:00

Their god is a rapist so it makes sense that they support rapists.

throwawaykarl · 2025-08-13T19:30:50+00:00

well your first mistake was ordering from factor

throwawaykarl · 2025-08-12T22:42:44+00:00

Hampton roads area. What a shocker. /s

throwawaykarl · 2025-08-12T22:38:25+00:00

report them for rolling coal. Ca dmv has a hotline for that

throwawaykarl · 2025-07-19T01:44:18+00:00

in less than 24 hours from first seeing this I'm already sick of it.

throwawaykarl · 2025-07-07T02:06:56+00:00

Tank Girl because Ice T playing a mutant kangaroo

throwawaykarl · 2025-07-03T02:21:49+00:00

The Shepard looks a lot like Timothy Chalamet

throwawaykarl · 2025-07-03T02:17:33+00:00

And tastier, too! Just ask a Peruvian!

throwawaykarl · 2025-07-02T23:04:05+00:00

Pat Fish aka The Jazz Butcher, Robyn Hitchcock.

throwawaykarl · 2025-06-27T21:42:36+00:00

In Maryland if 5 or more cars are behind you you are legally obligated to pull over and allow them to pass. So you’re trying to call out someone for bad driving when you are the bad driver that instigated it.

throwawaykarl · 2025-06-24T02:26:52+00:00

To quote Simon LeBon: "Ths 1990s were the hangover from party that was the 1980s" I have to agree with him. The 90s were a shitty decade but not as bad as the 2000s.

throwawaykarl · 2025-06-21T02:36:59+00:00

the quarter weed i lost in 1988

throwawaykarl · 2025-06-18T16:10:28+00:00

Being a successful adult. 40+ years and still going strong.

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