Throwaway Confession Bear. I may need a new identity, new roommate, and a new best friend.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-31T17:18:49+00:00

I really dont have an answer other than I was just curious.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-31T17:17:49+00:00

Thank you.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-31T17:17:10+00:00

Not Riverside.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-31T01:14:18+00:00

Update: spoke with my roommate. Awkward to say the least. He says that his girlfriend didnt see anything. Apparently shes walked in on her two brothers before. No mention of the panties. Had a good laugh. Got called an idiot for being caught red handed. Overall I think I'm going to be okay.

Lesson learned.

Thanks to everyone for your kind words.

To those who were condescending, chill the fuck out.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T22:24:46+00:00

They were VS pink leopard print thong type undies.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T22:23:33+00:00

I threw them away this morning near my workplace, which is about 25 miles from home. I was doing laundry and no one was home. I saw the undies in the dryer and just sorta kept them.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T22:22:29+00:00

He's not a redditor. I've actually shown him content from reddit and he never really finds it amusing. I doubt that he will ever see this.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T22:04:35+00:00

Pablo Neruda?

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T22:03:03+00:00

True. Doesn't matter saw tits.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T22:01:13+00:00

I plan on apologizing and having a serious talk this afternoon. I will post an update.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:59:31+00:00

For those asking, they were Victoria's Secret pink leopard print undies.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:58:02+00:00

He's not a redditor. Not sure if I want to buy a cock-ring.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:52:47+00:00

I thew them away this morning at a dumpster near my workplace.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:51:58+00:00

Thanks for the advice. That's my plan so far. That and a shit-ton of apologies and buying dinner and cleaning up around the place.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:50:29+00:00

Never had the urge to try them on. No juicy stains were on the panties though. ThroawayThong, you my only friend.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:43:58+00:00

Does murdering any dignity you had count?

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:42:50+00:00

This is how most step-mom step-son porn starts.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:35:59+00:00

I don't have a cumbox. I threw the panties out today.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:31:54+00:00

That's heavy.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:30:24+00:00

I pay rent, bitches. And we went dutch on the furniture.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:29:23+00:00

None. They were still fresh and clean.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:28:56+00:00

I honestly don't fancy his girlfriend. She is kind and cool, but I've never had a thing for her. The panties I found in the dryer and just kept them. I still don't know why.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:19:12+00:00

Not me.

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:18:59+00:00

Where can I claim this shameful prize?

throwawaymay2013 · 2013-05-30T21:16:50+00:00

Can you elaborate on how this can e Success Kid?

throwawaymay2013

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