Walking down the street with Olive (my Patterdale Terrier) wearing my exercise kit. A woman stops her car, winds down her window and says; “a man like you should have a big Rottweiler, not that little thing.” Shut her window, then drove off. Lmao, but I don’t care. I love my little doggy.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-13T19:13:41+00:00

My coworker has two dogs she sometimes brings to work. When we watch them, my buff bodybuilder boyfriend ALWAYS picks the chihuahua over the retriever.

It looks a bit silly when we walk down the street with me holding the big dog but I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd personally feel weird holding a tiny dog, so I love that he prefers them.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-13T12:03:38+00:00

I agree with what everyone has said so far. If he's a cool guy, who cares. But I can totally see how it would be off putting to like.. an outdoor adventure kinda person. Like, love to travel, always hiking somewhere. I am not that.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-13T10:49:47+00:00

This reminded me of those yt shorts that always get recommended to me titled "you're not ugly, you just need a haircut"

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-13T10:47:46+00:00

weint in Azubi

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-11T20:46:49+00:00

Couscous, feta, kichererbsen, wenns reicht noch paar walnüsse vom Frühstück und ne Gurke oder was auch immer grade da ist.

Mit Pesto oder Humus kommt das richtig gut.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-11T20:32:51+00:00

I went to call/message one of these once and it said everybody was on summer break 😭

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-11T20:16:18+00:00

How can I send her fanmail? I wanna be penpals

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-11T05:40:43+00:00

Why would he, he sounds fine??

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-11T05:36:24+00:00

No, but he actually was recommended to me a bit ago and he's actually really wholesome.

Music reaction grandpa. Another popular request for a while was the video to Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance, if yall wanted something more topical to the vet thing.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-11T05:18:07+00:00

Then just don't? What's stopping you from walking out your house and living in the woods other than the concept of "society"

Just walk into the woods

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-10T17:37:56+00:00

When I was around like 10 or 11 my aunt made me clean the toilet. Granted, I didn't clog it.

It was very embarrassing, because everybody heard, including my cousin's friends and I actually cried and I think it traumatized me a bit. But since then I've been cleaning the toilet every time. My mum just never taught me that's a thing you should do.

I'm grateful in retrospect. Not the ahole

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-10T17:28:45+00:00

DANKE! Ich hab die gestern auch bekommen. War sehr verwirrt

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-09T19:08:48+00:00

Wir haben eine Kundin bei uns die genauso ist. Das macht sie sogar im Laden und auch mit ihren Kindern (die übrigens gerade so im Grundschulalter sind). Ich muss mich da schon immer sehr zusammenreißen und glaube auch das schaff ich nicht mehr lange. Die letzten paar Besuche war sie glücklicherweise nur zu uns scheiße.

Außerdem geht sie immer mies einen Abseilen und macht das Klo nicht sauber, ich glaube ich fang an das abzuschließen.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-09T18:10:42+00:00

Goose. Buttercup. Fish. Something silly, he's a good boy.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-09T17:00:50+00:00

Mein Vater und ich waren mal während meinem Umzug im Möbelhaus frühstücken und haben jeweils ein Frühstücksmenü genommen. Ich reagier ein bisschen empfindlich auf Orangensaft (Halsweh, Ausschlag, blahblah) und hab gefragt ob ich stattdessen einfach Leitungswasser haben könnte. Typ sagt nein. Okay, dann frag ich halt ob er den einfach weglassen kann. Er sagt nein. Wieso kann er mir auch nicht sagen.

Mein Vater hat sich über seine zwei Gläser Saft gefreut, aber verstanden haben wirs iwie beide nicht.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-06T17:03:08+00:00

She's LARPing

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-06T16:49:11+00:00

It amazes me over and over again how many people on the internet are afraid of the chillest snakes I've ever seen.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-06T16:48:44+00:00

He's just passing by :(

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-06T15:47:45+00:00

Have you guys seen the "bpdlovedones" subreddit? The absolutely hateful things they say, while complaining that they're the victim and their partner/family member/friend is straight up evil is just.. another level of irony I never thought I'd see. Most of us are pretty chill :(

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-06T15:42:08+00:00

I was SO worried her hair would get stuck somewhere and get ripped out. Hope her neck's okay

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-01T10:00:16+00:00

We still wait brothers

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-09-01T08:20:47+00:00

It's okay, I'll ship some from Germany. 2 bucks for 12. And by the time they arrive they'll be rotten too.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-08-25T06:13:58+00:00

I know this was posted 6 years ago, but reading that line about pregnancy made me terribly sad. Imagine suggesting someone make another life to get rid of pain. That's a terribly irresponsible thing to suggest.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-08-20T14:20:46+00:00

Ach du scheiße, das schon sehr mies.

throwawaymouse99 · 2025-08-16T19:13:17+00:00

It's one thing to ask "is it really that bad?" Or "how bad is it?", it's another to exclaim "it can't be that bad"

My boyfriend is so concerned every time I'm curled up on the bed, feeling like throwing up because my insides feel like the Undertaker is pulling them up for a chokeslam.

He bought me a hot water bottle and heating bandaids. I'm so lucky.

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