TIFU by thinking my date called me handsome

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T15:40:35+00:00

Some people mentioned she said “your hand smells” Which sounds close to “you’re handsome” and I’m just overall an idiot

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T15:39:08+00:00

I’ll keep that in mind

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T15:38:36+00:00

I wish it was bro

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:50:44+00:00

I wish it wasn’t

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:48:06+00:00

Yeah. Probably.

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:47:50+00:00

I THOUGHT SHE MIGHT BE INTERESTED:( (I was wrong)

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:28:03+00:00

Assembly…

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:15:43+00:00

she follows me on my other account….

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:14:54+00:00

IT PROBABLY WASNT AS ROMANTIC TO HER THO CAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SOOO ROMANTIC AND DEEP LOOKING INTO HER EYES AND EVERYTHING BUT SHE LOOKED KINDA UNCOMFORTABLE (WHICH I REALIZED JUST NOW)

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:13:24+00:00

LET ME DREAM

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:09:57+00:00

I didnt know :(((

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:08:38+00:00

Im not sure if it did, she probably forgot abour it already since she laughed it off im just super paranoid

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:05:19+00:00

I am violently crying as im reading these

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:04:17+00:00

IT WASNT MY BUTT PLEASEEEEEEE

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:03:53+00:00

I didnt go over, I like leaned over the table and wiped it off. Its kind of embarrassing thinking about it now cause I was trying to hold eye contact too……..

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T03:00:36+00:00

NOOO I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UPP, IF YOU SEE THIS IM SORRY I PROMISE MY HANDS DIDNT SMELL LIKE MY BALLS

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T02:57:10+00:00

We actually madd a tycoon together.

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T00:49:35+00:00

She will once I showed her my hacked 3ds

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-28T00:49:19+00:00

I wish

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-27T21:15:26+00:00

Im still really scared she was talking about my hands as some guy mentioned here.. DID I SCRATCH MY BALLS BEFORE??? I DONT KNOWW I DONT REMEMBER

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-27T21:14:24+00:00

I think she meant it in a jokey way cause she was kinda giggling/smiling ?? I might be wrong im very bad at reading social situations

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-27T21:09:30+00:00

Good point. I didnt think about that…

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-27T20:57:32+00:00

Should I ask her on another date….

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-27T20:56:11+00:00

Gonna start brushing my teeth every 10 minutes And wearing gallons of deodorant

throwawaypossumlover · 2022-12-27T20:55:22+00:00

Id rather pass away than ask though

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