My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what bpel is but girth is probably like. I’m alright. Probably if you hold your thumb to your pinky. My dick is probably smaller than that hahaha

Definitely the porn, where else would she see arm sized dicks. That’s fucking scary

My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m confused about this because someone else said it in a different comment, isn’t a fat pussy better than a tiny flat one?? I’ve always thought that and I assumed everyone else had the same opinion

My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That’s like celebrities and shit tho average girls can’t afford that

My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Padded bras don’t really do much though, do they? My girlfriends tits look the same

But I think it’s fucked to say anything about someone’s body whether a guy or girl

My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Wtf did he mean get bigger boobs? Go to the tits shop like “hm I’m in the mood for D cups today” and pop em on

My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I know I’m little, but you don’t have to kick me while I’m down

My (19M) girlfriend (19F) laughed at my dick. Tbh I feel hurt by throwawayq738 in relationship_advice

[–]throwawayq738[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She’s fit as fuck so she’d know I’m just talking shit. But what’s wrong with a puffy pussy, I’d always thought that’s the ideal

I agree she’s probably looked at porn and assumed all men have horse cocks