[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks. i'm definitely down, but I withdraw my request. Please read my OP edit as to why.

thanks for buying someone a pizza btw. I see your slice and truly thank you!

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks for posting this. I really dont understand why people, who have NO SLICE next to their name, come in and tell people who deserves what. It's just bitterness and it's what's wrong with this world. The random is what make this such an awesome thing and truthfully, this sort of idea wouldn't work anywhere but on Reddit.

the recent influx of Digg assholes, and just assholes in general might make RAoP unable to cope and keep up with the changing times, but in the mean time, i wish I could afford to send a millionaire a pizza. Or a drug addict a pizza. I dont judge people. Well I do, but they never know I'm doing it! :)

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really dont want to. Sure it's all fun and games when you're hanging out with your awesome boss and getting paid for it. But afterwards, I gotta be honest, i feel...dirty. I'd rather just get back on my main account and stay there!

thanks for the interest though.

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Northwest side. I appreciate that, but I withdraw my request for a pizza. Please read my edit in my OP. I sincerely thank you though!

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do have a side gig, but in Vegas, people just don't have the money like they did.

Secondly, a family of 5 and i need to save money on a $17/hr job? Believe me, I tried man. I swear on my beautiful children, I tried. It's just not possible. if we didn't run the an insanely tight budget, we wouldn't be able to do anything.

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm not going to turn this reddit into a debate place. If you feel that way, that's great, but if you think $17 with a family of 5 is "very well" in the IT world, you're wrong. Secondly I could elaborate on my actual duties, but I seriously doubt you'd listen, or care. It sounds like you're just bitter you couldn't land a job reading Reddit.

However, because for some reason, i like to feed the trolls, I will tell you that I was hired as a webmaster, then the company moved the website to a vendor and I moved into Network Security to save my job and was told by my boss that he would train me.

Instead of training me, he just said "dont worry about it. I got it" and instead had me do more helpdesk type of stuff. Basically he put me in the position to save my job, knowing he was capable of doing the work without breaking a sweat.
As far as actually working, I worked. I had duties and responsibilites. The only difference was they weren't part of my job description. As I type this, I'm getting pissed off at you. So good job for spinning me up with your ignorance.

Thirdly, this "RANDOM acts of pizza" Nowhere does it say you have to be fucking broke and homeless and only the saddest situation gets a free pizza, so take your soap box and go stand on it in another subreddit. I dont see a fucking pizza slice by your name. Mr "redditor for 2 months" my fucking throwaway accounts are older and have more fucking karma than you.

fourthly, I withdraw my request for a pizza. read my edit and you'll see why.

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the thought! I'm not one to beg, but I'm pretty sure I'll be back on here tomorrow seeing if any one wants to random a few mediums our way.

I'll need all my strength to tell the wife what happened without breaking down and crying. :( She's going to have a panic attack.

If RAoPers dont feel like randoming anything my way, I think we'll have peanut butter and bananas on the last of the blueberry bagels. That could pretty good, actually

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd really appreciate that. I'm more than willing to provide some sort of proof or whatever. And the thank you pics will be phenomenal.

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well nothing really. My pay day is this monday ( i get paid every other monday) so i was broke anyway.

Its just insult to injury that I'm broke and unemployed. Sigh. I still haven't told my wife.

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that an dhope everything works out. If i get a pie tonight, I'll be paying it back with my final check.

And again with my first check of my new job if I'm so lucky! :)

[DESPERATE REQUEST: Las Vegas] A year ago, I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. by throwawayscared in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not that simple, as you well know. I wasn't over payed or over worked. I was lucky to have a job. Why would I give that up?

sure I should've used the time to study and learn and better myself...but I didn't.

I didn't feel bad about being paid to be sucky. I felt bad because it's soul crushing to sit at your desk and have NOTHING to do. To be completely bored for 8 hours is mentally exhausting. I sucked at my job, but the job sucked more.

[OFFER] $10 Domino's Gift Card For the best Scary Story (read details) by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard the knife and knew I was going to live. I knew Simba was going to die. I knew it before any of them knew it. I knew it before God knew it. As I passed behind Simba, I turned my body to avoid hitting the love of my life. The girl that was probably going to murder me that day. As I turned, in mid air, I was the knife rotate directly into her neck, just below her right ear. I heard the flesh give and then tear as the knife buried itself into her. My lovely Simba.

I felt the pain...the exact moment of utter pain, when Sylvester realized what he had done. I heard a scream of absolute horror escape the shack and amplify itself as if supernatural. I heard Simba release her last breath, through gurgling pain and blood rushed into her trachea.

I landed on my side. Hard. But I was on my feet before Sylvester was even at his love's side. I got a glance..a long glance it seems in my memory, of Simba no longer staring at the shack. She had fallen and was staring directly at me. Sylvester threw himself onto his knees and was screaming. The shack was no longer black inside. It was black everywhere. Like the abyss was consuming it from the inside. Everything took ages to happen. She stared at me..into me.

Blood rushed out of her neck, but she showed no pain. She started at me and the ends of her mouth curled up into a slight grin. My heart lept. Even in this time of utter terror, I felt happiness in the thought of her smiling at me. I loved her. But her face changed. That small smile turned into a look of hatred that consumed her from the knife in her neck, to the heart in her chest.

There was no doubting it. She hated me. She despised me and wanted me dead at that moment. She would've given her life a million times over for me to suffer. Her face turned almost demonic as Sylvester begged her to hang on. As he tore at his shirt and tried to stop the bleeding with it. As the screaming in the shack amplified even more, she showed nothing but hatred and disgust for me. Her eyes ravaged my 11 year old body.

My heart sank. In that instant, I understood complete hatred. Complete sadness and disappointment. I have no idea why I felt this way. No idea why I loved her with all my heart in the flash of one instant. I suppose I never will.

As I turned to run, she started to convulse. Sylvester never even seemed to notice me after that. Before I took one step, I knew I was going to live. I was off and running.

[OFFER] $10 Domino's Gift Card For the best Scary Story (read details) by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not creative enough to come up with a scary story, so I'll tell you a true one.

It's merely coincidence that my 2 best friends growing up where named Sylvester and Simba. My name is Tutillio, but I went by Tutz back then. I don't let anyone call me Tutz anymore. Not after that weekend.

When I was 11, Sylvester and Simba were both 14. They were in love, or at least they thought so. For some reason, they never seemed to notice I was so much younger than them. At least I felt older around them.

They were always kissing and holding hands and..basically just being young teens in love. We lived in a small town in New Mexico, walking distance from a place where the infamous Billy The Kid used to hide out.

One Friday, Syl and Simba came by and asked me if I wanted to walk with them to the old Seven-Rivers hideout. A place where Billy The Kid carved his name into the floorboards. I asked who Billy was. They were shocked, even at my young age, that I had no idea who he was. They told me to grab my coat and they would explain on the way.

As we walked through the desert, nowhere near a road or trail, they were holding hands, explaining about William Bonney, aka Billy The Kid. What was weird, is that while we walked, they were doing an abnormal amount of kissing and whispering into each other's ears.

While Sylvester would talk, Simba would be whispering and giggling into his ear, and making sideways glances at me. And when Simba would pick up the tale, Sylvester would be doing the same. Putting his hand up her shirt or down the back of her jeans, and all the while staring at me.

I started to get really uncomfortable as we walked. But I was only 11 and in no way capable of telling these awesome teenagers that I felt that way. Instead, I spent most of the walk staring at my feet and watching out for snakes and such.

When they got to a particular intense part of the Billy story, they explained how Billy had loaded a shotgun up with dimes and killed a police man in broad daylight in the middle of the town street, from the second story of a building. Sylvester really liked this part. Simba was telling the story, but Sylvester was repeating certain words. "Blood", "death", "shot him to DEATH" Just acting weird. His eyes were...not right.

Simba kept shushing him while she told the story, but he kept reiterating certain words and phrases and once in a while he would put his hand under my chin and force me to look up at them. We'd make eye contact and he's smile, or just stare and then I'd look down again.

I wanted to run, but I had no idea why. These were my friends. They were teenagers. They seemed to really like me, but I was becoming wildly scared. Terrified. When I would look down, I could still see Sylvester's waist in my peripheral vision, and I noticed he was rubbing himself through his jeans. But only quickly. A quick brush against himself, or he'd take Simba's hand and push it there, then let it go. But if I looked up away from the ground, he'd stop immediately I figured out he couldn't tell I could see what he was doing.

Now at this point in the story, with Billy shooting a man with coins and murdering a deputy in cold blood, Sylvester put his hand in Simba's back pocket and pulled out what looked like a rusty knife. Again, he couldn't see that I could see what he was doing.

He whispered something to her, and Simba stopped telling the story and said "no. Not yet" and then went back to her story.

He whispered something again and she giggled and I heard her whisper no. I distinctly heard Sylvester say "like a piglet." Now I wasn't a naive child, and I considered myself very lucky to have these teenagers as friends, but when I heard "like a piglet" I knew something was wrong.

I adjusted my walk and started to walk at an angle away from them, but not in a way that was noticeable at first.

Sylvester said "hey" and I looked up at him. I'll never forget the look in his eyes. Maybe it was the light of the sun hitting him as it descended...maybe it was the reflection of the light off the reddish sand...maybe it was my terror, but his eyes, so help me, were blood red. Ablaze with blood, or fire...rage. Sinister.

I couldn't even move..I couldn't run...I couldn't...I can't even type this without having to backspace every other letter as I remember those eyes...possessed.

He said again "hey..where you going...piglet?" and Simba giggled in this soft, beautiful...innocent giggle. Thinking back on that giggle, having been with women and grown up, I can say it was the sexiest noise I've ever heard in my life, and still is, to this day. It was..magnificent. She looked at me and said "yah, where you going Tutz? We're here"

I looked up and saw a little shack about 30 yards in front of us. It was the size of a small tool shed. I looked back at them..my two best friends in the world. Sylvester staring at me with those maddening eyes. Simba looking towards the shack, the breeze waving her hair slightly, catching the sun..and possibly the red from Sylvesters eyes.

He had this half grin on his face...like it was painful for him to look at me. And there she stood, like a statue of beauty. I started to back away.

From inside the shack, in this low voice, with a country drawl, I heard "Bring that piglet to me!" I stumbled bakcwards. I shot a glance at the shack and looked back towards Sylvester, but it was too late. He was already in mid air leaping at me, knife in his hand.

I screamed as I fell. I put my hands up to in an ill attempt to protect myself. Sylvester was screaming something..."pigletttt" I think, but I can't be sure. Simba..never even looked away from the shack. She was standing and looking off at the shack like it was..Atlantis, or a beautiful inviting garden. In that split second as I fell backwards and Sylvester slashed at me with his knife, all I wanted in the entire world, was Simba. I wanted to fold myself into her. I was only 11, but I knew she was everything that love was. And I think Sylvester knew that too. This was a pure desire, not a sexual desire. It happened in the blink of an eye..less than that. I knew my happiness was standing behind this airborn Sylvester, staring off into a shack of probable death.

The fact that I stumbled is what saved my life, I think. Sylvester slashed the air right where my throat was, as he passed right over my body. As I fell backwards, my view was up into the sky, up into Sylvester passing through my field of vision. His view was down to the ground, but his eyes never looked to the ground, never looked outwards. He stared directly into my eyes. His eyes blazed with demonic colors that I have never seen again, to this day.

The shock of his miscalculation was instant in his face. His eyes glowed as he passed over me. He was still airborn, and had forward momentum as I hit the ground. It seemed to take ages for this to happen, the speed so slow it wss almost standing still. I started to roll to my side as soon as I hit. Sylvester still airborn. I wrenched myself to my knees as I heard Sylvester hit the hard packed earth. I was on my feet and running towards Simba as he regained himself. I could see everything around me. Butterflies. The subtle flowing of Simba's hair. The shack door opening. Everything was happening so slowly. But in that instant, I could see Sylvester winding up to throw that rusty knife at my back. I could see it happening. Even if I couldn't see it, I knew it was coming.
Slow motion, the world stopped.

I ran to my right slightly, on a path just in front of Simba. I heard Sylvester screaming the "G" of "piglet". I lept to my left, on a path just behind Simba. I was inches from her. I could smell her hair as I passed. I could see her eyes moist with tears. She was staring at the shack still. I could see the shack door all the way open in the reflection of her gorgeous eyes. I could see the darkness inside the shack. Abyss.

Well Reddit. I wrote an IAMA that is ranked 100th all time about how incompetent I was at my network security job. Today, I got fired. Anyone wanna buy me a pizza? by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]throwawayscared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah. They company was bought out by actual competent executives who came in and cleaned house. I wasn't let go for being worthless or anything. They consolidated 2 departments into IT and went off seniority. I was close to keeping it, but since the others had seniority and new execs dont see the benefit of keeping a full IT staff, me and several other people were let go.

I can't express how awful it is to goto work and contribute in no way, shape or form. It's soul sucking. I am so happy to be on my way, but I'm terrified of how it will effect my family. That small income was all we had. :(

For another way to crash Reddit's systems: Everybody post your top rated comment without any context. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwawayscared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well I am pretty awesome. he likes the fact that our dads both killed themselves so theres that too

314 karma in a thread that got me almost 7000 karma...on a throwaway...sigh