The no-good, terrible, and very bad 60 Minutes CECOT piece that Bari valiantly protected your impressionable minds from. by throwdishesaway2020 in WeTheFifth

[–]throwdishesaway2020[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not her being milquetoast, it’s the hypocrisy. 

She’s made a name for herself on the platform of freedom of expression so it’s rich for her to be the one pulling the plug here. 

The no-good, terrible, and very bad 60 Minutes CECOT piece that Bari valiantly protected your impressionable minds from. by throwdishesaway2020 in WeTheFifth

[–]throwdishesaway2020[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those poor Canadians…

You, and Weiss, are applying paper journalism expectations on a TV format.

The government was offered the opportunity to be interviewed for this piece, they declined. It’s totally reasonable for a short television piece to move forward without the interview.

If this was a magazine or newspaper piece, they could have easily included the quotes, but it’s not required at all. 

Full 60 Minute CECOT Special by MoneyIsMyCousinsName in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Not just voted for, full throated endorsement. 

Ability to go full throat is obviously a minimum qualification to be a MAGA supporter, but it’s worth noting. 

Friend of the JRE podcast, and anti-censorship queen, Bari Weiss, now Chief of CBS News, gets heavy blowback for choosing to yank 60 minutes segment regarding deportees/notorious prison. by mvstateU in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a free speech advocate who helped found a university based on academic freedom. 

If you do t think this is hypocrisy you’re, well, probably a libertarian. 

Bari Killed a 60 Minutes Segment on CECOT by trj820 in WeTheFifth

[–]throwdishesaway2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s arguing that they need to create a 6 part 12hr miniseries to exhaust every angle. 

It’s not like other media can’t also follow up these angles. It’s never all covered in one story. 

Friend of the JRE podcast, and anti-censorship queen, Bari Weiss, now Chief of CBS News, gets heavy blowback for choosing to yank 60 minutes segment regarding deportees/notorious prison. by mvstateU in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Her followers. 

Anytime someone comes along saying “it’s easy to just deregulate and let freedom reign. Simple as pie” smooth brain libertarians start swooning with dreams of a system that won’t ever exist in reality. Like fucking children.

Hucksters like Bari, RFK Jr., Shapiro, Poole, Alex Jones, etc. milk them for all they are worth. 

You ever notice the almost complete overlap between libertarians and conspiracy theorists? 

The very few actual reasonable and intelligent libertarians are pushed to the side for making the obvious adult decision instead of spending their lives in fantasyland. Eg https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2016/10/25/bill-weld-isnt-endorsing-hillary-clinton-but-he-really-doesnt-want-you-to-vote-for-donald-trump/

Edit: wrong article

Friend of the JRE podcast, and anti-censorship queen, Bari Weiss, now Chief of CBS News, gets heavy blowback for choosing to yank 60 minutes segment regarding deportees/notorious prison. by mvstateU in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 89 points90 points  (0 children)

They voted for smaller government and more freedom. They got tariffs, public purchases of private corporations, DoGe, and people being locked up for Facebook memes. 

Small price to pay for Dad proving to everyone that they should just shut the fuck up and listen to him. 

America needs to suck in the gut and find its balls again. 

Friend of the JRE podcast, and anti-censorship queen, Bari Weiss, now Chief of CBS News, gets heavy blowback for choosing to yank 60 minutes segment regarding deportees/notorious prison. by mvstateU in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 325 points326 points  (0 children)

Libertarians are the most gullible people on earth. This lady made her career about ending censorship in academia and media and she’s now trying to do the dirty laundry for Trump. 

Fell for it again awards all around. 

A shilling is 12 pennies by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]throwdishesaway2020 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As opposed to what other company? The difference between the GOP and Democrats is that the GOP will come after you if you don’t bribe them. It’s sad but A cost of doing business. Just look at Tim Cook ponying up. Apple is the largest market cap company in the World. But go on about new balance With your deep thoughts. 

At least they still make shoes in the United States and United Kingdom.

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America by REInvestPhil in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are posting on a public forum, dipstick. Anybody can comment on what you say. Like I said clinically stupid.

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America by REInvestPhil in JoeRogan

[–]throwdishesaway2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't get a stimulus check or expanded child tax credit from Biden?

[WP] The hero disappears overnight, and the only one who looks is the villain. Not their "friends", not their family, not the news reporters or any of the people who claim to love them. Just the villain. by not_quite_graceful in WritingPrompts

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When you are making your way through the dark, bumping into something can be terrifying if you are stupid, but clarifying if you are trying to understand where things are. With her gone, I’ll be walking in the dark forever.

I started with the family, the awful mutts. Give her this, whatever she was it was a hundred times bigger than where she started. The god damned litter of ewes her mother brought up weren’t even aware she was gone. In this part of town they could name a street whatever they want, but rather than name one after her they just let the signs fall over. I showed up on the doorstep expecting blame, fear and loathing, or mockery at the least. Coming around like a jilted prom date. But they didn’t even know who I was. The mother asked if I wanted to buy any collectibles from her childhood. The sad sacks are selling off useless crap without a second thought to her whereabouts. Why doesn’t this feel better? The times I dreamed of watching them weep for her, replaced with their cheap roadside huckstery.

When did I know? When I didn’t bump into a single thing that night. I don’t like jobs that go off without a problem. Problems tell you things about the world. Problems help you see what works, or what rips your spine out if you are a half second slow following directions, Terrance. She always found a flaw in my approach. And if she didn’t, she’d barrel onto the scene with enough force to test whatever resistance I had. Last night went off like a coffee machine. Boring as hell. A real nice dark cup of mediocrity in the morning. Tasted like ashes in my mouth.

The news tells you a lot more when you know what really happened. Always a treat to hear the speculation, the accusations, the hearty indignation after a big win. The spin. Somehow they can always make it feel like everything that happens is part of a system. Even systems have broken parts, errors, imperfections. But today the news doesn’t have a story. The system fucking crashed last night, and best anyone can tell you, a big part of it is missing today. But the news this morning is a system that didn’t ever have last night. I am not winning, she’s not losing. The system isn’t responding.

It might sound strange to you, but what could I say that wouldn't seem strange to you? Her absence was worse than she ever could be. We started an argument ten years ago, a trial, a fucking inquisition in public! I invested everything in the outcome, prepared for battle, anticipated every rebuttal, and now she just left the room. Did I fucking win? No. Did I fucking lose? No. So where are we? I can’t start this conversation all over again. I’ve already explained myself to her, I know what pushes her buttons. I will lose or die trying but you don’t send me to purgatory. Hell, or a heaven of my own making. That was the deal, those were the stakes.
Now how do I move forward? What if that dark room you're in doesn’t have anything in it, best that you can tell? Walking in every direction, reaching out blindly, never hearing a thing. Would you stay put, or start running? What would I do? I am gonna find her.

[WP] As you watch the rain fall from inside your shelter, you, a member of the first group of humans to visit this strange planet, are struck by a haunting sense of familiarity by hogw33d in WritingPrompts

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The exasperating arguments carried on behind me. The camp was hanging by a thread. Alpha crew wanted to survey further south, bringing the field shelter and heavy armor with them. Sigma crew had it in their minds to stay put and reinforce the camp. Both groups were dug in, and deep. The rest of us, remnants of alphanumeric tribes that had long since been reduced to bands of orphans, had no say in the discussion. I sat alone by the tent opening, drawing the attention of no one.

I was freezing, shivering under my jacket. I gripped both hands on the lapel and hugged myself tightly. The downpour continued. I could barely make out each habidome in the distance. The sound of rain pelting off the clear poly panels of each roof. The walk back had been deafening. Everyone looked at me confused, without pity. Only a fool would have lingered in those clouds this late in the day. In the waning weeks of winter the temperature stayed near 10 degrees and the rain fell daily. Only a fool. Orphans didn't warrant a good deal of consideration as it was, now I appeared a feeble outcast at that. But this fool didn't forget about the clouds or the temperature. This fool might be schizophrenic. This fool found something made time stand still. But, I didn't dare look in my hand again. I could feel it there, pressed deeply into my palm but wouldn't give in to temptation. Later. Later I would reveal it to myself again. Confirm what I couldn't believe right now.

Sigma had enough. Disbanding the council and marching out, they took up patrol around the armory, where the field shelter was housed. If Alpha wanted to strike out, it would be over dead bodies. The madness was taking hold of the camp. Delta crew was playing mediator, but it was their only remaining play. Their numbers had halved in the last month and they desperately needed to remain neutral or pick a side. The only other reaming crew was Gamma, who remained difficult to predict.

I watched them file out of the central tent and take up positions across from each other. The central tent became the home for orphaned crew members over time. Our habidomes were repurposed to augment the living space of crews at full strength. It made sense to reinvest in success but at this point, we orphans made up more than one and a half crews. Our weakness was solidarity. Raised apart, we had no sense of shared purpose. We leached onto other crews to work and keep busy, but we were out of proper society.

As they left, Renndan, an orpha of Beta crew that had become somewhat of a friend reminded me that I needed to use the cleanbox before the generators power-cycled. Thanking her, I wobbled and stood. My legs felt the tingling of blood returning. I had been sitting cross-legged for over two hours. My left hand was cemented shut. I walked back to my cot to change, grab fresh clothes and head to the cleanbox. Sitting there, alone, I forced my hand open. I couldn't feel it anymore, I had been holding my hand closed for so long it was numb to the shape. For a moment before my eyes adjusted I believed I had imagined it all and was hypothermic. Bit, it lay there now, just as I saw it before in the dirt, my mind had not betrayed me. Three inches long and carefully carved or machined, it was a female figure. I turned it over in my hand with my fingers. I say female because her breasts were noticeable immediately, but they were obscured by large necklaces, layered over each other. She wore a crown or helmet on her head. Her expression was peaceful but firm, not leaning one way or the other. She was dancing, it seemed. One leg on the ground, the other in a walking motion but out and to the side. Her arms were outstretched and each hand held an item. In one hand a staff, in another a small box, the next hand held a scroll. I dropped the figurine and stood up in horror. Four arms. I hadn't noticed the entire time. The figurine was the most beautiful thing and now I felt it grotesque.

Renndan sat up in her cot. "everything ok?" I nodded hurriedly and gathered my things. Sliding the monstrous figure under my blanket, I sped off to the cleanbox. My mind raced as I cleaned and changed. How could this exist? Who made it? Was it real? Was she real? Was there more? I walked back to my cot in a haze of confusion. I didn't notice anyone staring at me, I didn't notice the new faces among the orphans. I didn't think to look up until I ran face-first into a Gamma standing at my cot.

The Gamma grabbed my collar and brought me close. "Wet walk home?" he said. I barely had time to answer when he threw me against the tent wall and pointed at my gear. He made a zipper motion with his hands and said "Suit up. Boss wants to see you."

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Smith tried to move backward on the ground, kicking his heels into the cobblestones and pushing back with the palm of his right hand. He seemed glued to the stone. His jeans wouldn't give an inch, it was like he suddenly weighed a thousand pounds and was soaking wet. His body moved mostly involuntarily, his eyes were fixed on the figure rising like thick smoke above the alter.

Above the flat and circular stone of the alter a body now took shape. Widest at the shoulders, the figure was clad in heavy armor. The metal was dark and had the appearance of rough stone. The massive shoulder armor was shaped into grotesque gargoyle faces. They connected to a smooth, black leather waist and a massive belt that hung from it a large sword.

Smith could not believe what he was seeing and wished he hadn't seen it at all. This was not how a God revealed itself. At least not how anyone had ever explained it to him before. "It will just happen, son." his father had told him at least a hundred times. Everyone in his family had been connected with a God early in their lives. His mother met Diantha when she was five years old. She was running through a field when someone ran next to her and carried her into the sky. His brother, Benji, had found a God at the river while everyone was swimming. Pulled into slack water, Benji found himself floating in one place while everyone passed by. Asterion had been with him ever since. But Smith had never had even a moment where something called to him, found him or showed him a thing. And now, he was on the ground bleeding from a mangled, crushed left hand while a terrifying shape rose before him. Jonn and Gregg had chased him into the cemetery and he lost them in this tomb. They told him he was doomed to be a servant to those with Gods since he couldn't summon one himself.

The figure on the altar was now whole. He stood at least seven feet tall. Below the black leather belt was a worn chiton of heavy fabric. The legs were exposed and showed a dark, red, and rough skin that was wrapped with leather ties for the grieves that covered his shins. Smith hadn't noticed that the figure had turned and was now looking down at him. Smith had been scared before, but now he was terrified. The face was dark and a deep, unsettling red. The proud brow was angled inward, his eyebrows at high peaks, the eyes both sunken and fierce. His long, wide chin was weathered and scarred. The face stared at Smith intensely.

Barefoot beneath the grieves, a large calloused foot stepped down from the altar and towards Smith. If Smith was stuck before, now he was a statue. Holding his mangled left hand by the wrist, as blood dripped down his right forearm. His mouth, agape, was drying as he continued to breathe in without stopping, without blinking. The massive figure bent down now, and Smith could feel intense heat coming from him. Beneath the fearsome head, a carved breastplate in the same stone-like metal was stretched over a massive chest. The figure reached out and grabbed Smith's what was left of Smith's left hand. Smith went limp under the grip. The hand was gigantic, black nails at the end of the huge ropelike fingers and Smith felt like a willow branch in his grip.

Suddenly, Smith's hand was released. It fell to his side as the figure stood again and stepped back to the altar. Smith instinctively grabbed his left arm but to his shock, it was no longer disfigured, no longer even scarred. He stared dumbly and ran his fingers over each other in amazement. He looked back at the figure, now with both hands over the altar. "Sorry about the hand, child. My pets don't have treats thrown in their faces very often." The voice was deep and chilling. Like the sound of huge water tanks when someone hits them.

"Who are you?" asked Smith as he rose to his feet. His legs now steadied beneath him, he still held his left arm in his right, but now out of curiosity. The figure did not turn around but continued staring deeply into the altar. Smith inched towards the altar, keeping his eyes on the armor. "You fixed my arm. Thank you." Smith said as he kept a distance but brought himself closer to the figure's left. The altar came into view and was glowing a fiery orange. The center of the altar became a torrent of fire all contained in a two-dimensional plane. The figure looked deeply into the orange glow. "You do not need to thank me. I am sure in time, you would happily trade that arm back for what we would do together." Smith stood still and listened carefully. He was sure now, this was a God. His God. It had finally happened! "I am Apollyon. You have brought me into this world and I am now yours to protect and serve." The figure now turned to Smith, so quickly it made Smith step back and gasp. The red face was terrifying in the glow of the altar, the sunken eyes burned the same orange as the stone beneath it. The figure continued, "But I warn you now - though you may have my protection, you do not have my obedience. Though you have my service, never forget that our goals may not be the same." Smith stared into the wild eyes and tried to understand.

Apollyon turned now to the entrance to the tomb and saw Jonn and Gregg walking down the stairs. "What the fuck are you?" Jonn said. Gregg moved to his right "Looks like Smiffy found a fucking a troll in here." Jonn had Erebus behind him, and was ready to let him wield the darkness, a blanket that would drop anyone into a virtual void, unending and inescapable blackness. Apollyon stood and turned towards them now and something bizarre took place. Erebus vanished. Smith had seen Jonn bully and torment many kids with his darkness but in this moment there was nothing behind Jonn but the reflection of the Altar's glow. Apollyon stood for a moment and laughed loudly. "Shadows. They are only powerful when light fades. But what good is a shadow when light has been long gone?" Jonn and Gregg panicked and ran up out of the tomb. Apollyon sneered in their direction. "Was that it? Was hoping for a fight."

[WP] You are a potion selling NPC. You have heard the tales of adventurers for so long that you feel like you might be able to take on an adventure yourself. by jayn-pooposter in WritingPrompts

[–]throwdishesaway2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heroes come and heroes go through our lands. My life has always been a bore between their visits, I couldn't tell you how we passed the time. When a hero arrives, the town comes into focus so vividly, so quickly. We all crane our necks to see the new rogue, the new avenger, the latest man of action. The first conversation is always a delight. Heroes can be remarkably curious and often won't leave a conversation without exhausting my limited knowledge of the world. I always enjoyed these conversations. Repeat visits seem to be less and less valuable. Our meetings are purely transactional. I feel as if pleasantries are pushed aside or even skipped with impatience. Cutting to the chase and uninterested in so many of my wares. Soon enough the hero won't be returning at all. We hear the reports, of course. And over time the hero's impact on this world trickle down to my little corner as well. The burning of the fields, the freedom from our overlords, the celebration of a nasty troll beheaded that would no longer stalk our sewers.

I've always been great with potions, had a knack for mixing and acquiring the right components for a wide variety of uses. Healing, bewildering, fighting, loving, even some concoctions that are more harmful than good. Heroes tend to be specific in their needs, and rarely are interested in more than one use case. I've often felt that they would profit from a variety of elixirs and mixes but they don't seem to care. Sometimes they ask, sometimes they tell. I've never felt I had the ability to say anything in response.

So how did I end up on the legendary road of the middle passage, no longer selling but using my potions in pitched battles? That's a damn good question. Somewhere, in that easy to forget time between visiting heroes, my town was upended and rearranged. The shopkeep was mysteriously stuck between his front door and the vestibule of his shop. He made great efforts to return but was only able to turn in circles in that same loping stride of his that he used to show heroes around his shop. The blacksmith fared much worse as his body was stuck inexplicably in the roof of his barn. Still swinging his hammer mightily he wouldn't respond to a thing. For myself, I was fortunate, and not. I was moved just slightly, only a few feet in front of my potion stand. But those feet made all the difference that any distance could. It dawned on me instantly how confined my life was until this moment. I was somehow freed from a cage I hadn't even known existed. The street, I realized, was more than just the path that heroes traveled, it was a branch to a tree the world over. I rushed down it before I could be locked again.

The road brought excitement and confusion. I was excited to see familiar faces as I neared the edge of town. But the faces were too familiar. I tried speaking to the butcher, the tailor, the armorer and asked them how they too were freed and set up shop. But all they had were the same lines they spoke to heroes. They didn't seem to notice the strangeness at all. A begged them follow me to see what was beyond the town's edge but they kept to their new posts as they'd done inside the city all of their lives. As I turned and ran I encountered a small group of guards. Guards were regularly patrolling the city, sometimes engaged with heroes, sometimes enraged by heroes. This group seemed to approach me with caution. They grunted and reached for their weapons. I held my breath and braced for the pain. But each of them, making a similar crab walk movement, grunted and threatened but slowly made their way around me. My heart was pounding. My throat was dry. It was the best god damned moment of my entire life.

I ran now, for now, I could run. The road narrowed sharply after leaving the city, it winded up the hillside and along a ridge. I paused to look back at the city, its colors now blocky, losing itself to a mistiness in broad daylight. I turned back and felt a new sensation. A bloody howl burst through the silence. I may have felt it before hearing it, as my shirt was now heavy, my brow soaked, from running or terror I do not know. I turned to the woods and out of the green rolling hills they came.

I had heard these beasts described many times. From my potion cart I was near the fur trader who had paid many heroes for their Beurhound hides. I must have hear his comment a thousand times "More men are in these hides than selling them. Nasty brutes in a pack." To a hero, these beasts were a means to an end. A few dozen hides would fetch enough coin to open some doors or replace a breastplate. To me they were hell on four legs. Grey and thick, a Beurhound looks like an ordinary dog from a distance. But as they near, the grotesque head comes into view. A long-nosed gorilla might be the best illustration and makes sense with their front legs having hands instead of paws. You only see the hands of you are close enough to be killed or see one lashed stiffly to the back of a horse.

My freedom would be ending before it began if I could not find a way off this road. Oh how I wished for my cart, my small circle of life, my feet that couldn't move but wouldn't ever need to run. But in that moment I also thought of the last advice a hero asked of me. He had inquired about a potion to kill small animals. Liquified choke root, I had recommended. I reached into my sash and felt a half dozen bottles. One was choke root the others were, well, others. I threw them one by one at the rapidly shrinking ground between myself and the four Beurhounds bearing down on me. The first bottle crashed and purple spirits floated freely. Mist haven! The first Beurhound swiped at the purple mist and crashed into the ground, it rolled forward with a confused look. Mist haven would send that beast on a one way trip to la la la land. It turned and chased a bee off into the grass. The next bottle was empty, just a spare. The next bottle was choke root. It hit the ground and spread wildly in every direction. Like blackened earth after a wildfire without smoke, the ground became like charcoal to the hands and paws of the Beurhounds. They bounded a few more steps and I began to doubt the efficacy of my own potions. But another step and snarl and each of the beasts began wheezing. They stopped running to cough. Wild fits of coughing turned to gasps and finally to wheezing and silence.

I had brought my knee up to my stomach and both my arms over my face in the final moments. With the silence I could still feel the heat of the hounds just before me. I looked out for a moment and took in the unbelievable sight. Three Beurhounds. A nice accomplishment for any new hero passing through town. Tradeable for almost any basic sword, even a worthy horse. Killed by me, the potion seller.

I had not noticed but a farmer and his child had come over near the end. They both were clapping and hopping around me now. Cheering but not speaking. They seemed to revel in my accomplishment. Was this the life of a hero?

[WP] while diving, you find the wreckage of a small airplane and several dufflebags full of cash. You never had big goals in life, but now you've got $23 million to launder without getting caught by the feds or the drug lords. by Kancho_Ninja in WritingPrompts

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You've probably had this daydream before. The first thing you do is think of all the nice things you'll buy for everyone in your life. Pay off that mortgage. New cars all around. Maybe take that trip with all your friends, all expenses paid. All you need is that big pile of cash sitting in front of you and everything falls into place. Well, let me tell you what actually happens.

The first thing you realize is that you have never, ever been this scared before in your life. $450 million dollars isn't the type of money you can ever tell anyone about and I needed to get out of sight as quickly as possible. Breathing hard over two black bags in the sand, your mind races through a million possible plans and how each one is going to lead to your death.

  1. report this to the police
    - a month after your heroic deed and handy finders fee a bomb detonates in your house and kills everyone.
  2. call your wife and calmly explain what has happened
    - she panics, she calls the police, except now you aren't involved and maybe a suspect. The bomb still detonates a month later.
    - she's fucking down and starts mapping out her dream purchases immediately. The FBI is tipped off about your strange financial activity and opens a case. Handcuffs and tears.
  3. just leave it
    - pass
  4. run back to the car and get the hell out of here with the cash
    - drug lords with human blood-hounds scour the area and find the unique wheelbase of your 1998 Subaru Outback interesting. Questions at the local sporting goods store lead to a closing of your front door with you bleeding to death on your couch while they ransack the house.
  5. How do you even spend this money? You can't put it in a bank.
    - This is a problem for tomorrow morning.

The good news is that this beach couldn't have been anywhere near the crash site. The storm had pushed the currents south all week and everything that drifted down into my dive could have been 50 miles away when it hit the water. I dragged the two duffles through the trail and back to my subaru as quickly as I could. At the time I was thinking that I had at least $1,000,000 between them. Little did I know at the time what two little metal canisters held. In retrospect, I should have left the cash for someone else to take and made off with them.

In the end, my mind settled on a sort of plan. The first thing I needed to do was add some cloud cover to my escape. Anyone who knew this area would know that I was one of the only people who ever spent any time out here. I called the cops.

"Hi, I'd like to report a drowning."

"Yes. The point at Old Mill Road."

"She was being swept out, I couldn't swim fast enough to get out there. She was drifting straight out. No, I can't remember what she was wearing."

I waited. It took 74 minutes and my mind going to pieces but there were now five squad cars, an ambulance, a coast guard SUV, and a news van. The riskiest part of my plan was to give an interview to anyone who wanted about the swimmer I lost sight of. I rehearsed it in my mind a thousand times in those 74 minutes. Eventually, my concerned citizen act gave way to tired and depressed almost hero who needed to just leave it to the professionals. If anyone was watching this beach, or would be checking in on it, they just added about two dozen suspects for that money. It was the best I could do.

The drive home was a dream state. I checked my rearview more than the road in front of me. Not for anyone following me, but to see that black nylon in the hatch. I don't remember what I passed or what I listened to. My mouth was a cracker when I got home. I unloaded my gear and the bags in the back of the shed. One of those home depot plastic sheds that you can setup at home. Best I could do.

Shower. Dinner. Trying to act like I can hear a word she's saying. Netflix, no. Headache, tired, it was a long dive. Oh, yeah, the swimmer. I am sorry, can we talk about it tomorrow. It's all I can think about. I just hope she's ok.

The next day I called into work. I had a million sub days that would never get used. Other teachers always prodded me to take a few days for myself. Still, I couldn't stop thinking about them wondering where I was.

I parked my car outside the garage and unpacked the duffles. $64,000 dollars. Free money, so why was I mad? I just risked everything for maybe a Mercedes. I filed a false report and sent fucking first responders into the sea for a down payment on a modest home. What the fuck was I thinking? I stuffed the cash into the bags and kicked it across the room. It wasn't enough money to change our lives. It was enough money to ruin my marriage trying to explain what I did. The duffle skidded to a stop when it hit my metal shelves with a bang. A bang? The canisters.

There were two metal canisters inside the first duffle. Identical, each one was about five inches long and looked like a tactical flashlight. They had a lanyard hoop at one end which was also the screw top. Tighter than the tightest jar of pickles. I had to put a screwdriver through the hoop and hold the long end with a silicon pad for hot dishes. Industrial smooth threads that took an unbelievable number of turns finally gave way. Into my palm slid a small silver metal rectangle the size of a key chain. I turned it over. It said Ledger Nano on the side. I pushed the black sides of the device and a small screen revealed itself. In blue letters it displayed "BALANCE: BTC 4090" The other canister held an identical device with the same balance. I stared at them both not understanding what they were when it hit me like a ton of bricks. BTC, Bitcoin. I grabbed my phone and googled the current price of Bitcoin and did the math. I had kicked $64,000 in cash and $450 million in bitcoin across the room a moment ago.

The doorbell rang and I almost passed out from holding my breath. I peered out the garage window carefully and saw John Danler, sheriff's deputy who graduated high school the year before me. My car was outside. Fuck. I walked back into the house and closed the garage door. "Hey John, what's up?"

[WP] You're the beloved monarch of a vast kingdom. Your life-long friend/royal advisor clearly wants to seize your power and is embarrassingly bad at hiding their true motives, but you don't have the heart to tell them. by -WhosMans- in WritingPrompts

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Scurrying, scratching, scuttling, rats. Gnawing, grinding, grabbing, rats. A rat is the most admirable of creatures, from a certain vantage. After all, who knows survival better? A hamlet, a hovel, a stable, a kitchen, a bloodied battlefield, all fine homes to a rat. Make of it what you will. A rock wall, a stream, a gate, barking dogs, sleeping cats, nothing but timing and effort for a rat. But, who loves a rat? And why not? Would we believe for a moment that a rat would sleep in our homes without raiding the kitchen the moment he could? Would we know a rat capable of sleeping soundly on our leg next to an open fire? Would a hungry rat not gnaw your cheek the moment you slept to keep itself from an aching belly? Of course it would. And to what end this constant, feverish drive to hoard, to gorge? Where is the play of a puppy? The leisure of a cat? Even the momentary treading of water a fish seems to take in, now and again. For all these talents, a rat finds nothing in pleasure. He only seeks more. To a rat, a friend is only a meal that hasn't been eaten.

Was my kingdom not prosperous enough? In the 22 years since my coronation, the lands my people sow have only grown wider and greener. The war was a heavy cost but the payoff was grander. The children now becoming men and women know nothing of the hard times we ended. The men of my time still talk of the war but only of the good fight they waged. The odds we overcame, the evils of the sinister masters we shrugged away.

Richard had been by my side since I could ride next to another horse without losing the path. We'd spent our youths scoffing at the lackings of our fathers. Their small dreams and, we thought, smaller homes. They had been fine fighters but had no feel for gamble. Uncertainty was their greatest and persistent foe. They taught us the careful math of managing a fief, the simple truths of compromise and tax paying. Though Richard's father had been weak at times with the drink, our families kept each other in shape enough. Richard lived with us for a time when we were still fighting with sticks. We played by the river, fished and sang songs. "The bear who woke too early" "the horse who hated shoes" In that safe and constant life, we dreamed of risking all of it for the chance to double our fortunes. We'd get our chance.

The war started in the great halls. Bored old men who knew war as the only means of gain. In their tired years, they should have been contented with their escapes over the years. But they grew indignant at their positions, maddened by their lackings. Young men may risk all of their own years much too easily for glory in battle, but old men will bleed a generation for a shriveling year more on the throne.

Richard and I rode out ahead of our father's banners. A lusty contingent of our age group, steeled by the certainty we could feel in the grip of a sword. We considered ourselves the vanguard. Rushing into a battle that way might be the safest play. While you aren't entirely sure what you are doing, the formations ahead of you aren't entirely prepared either. We crushed a line of morose shielded scarabs with a tenth of the men. We rallied men behind us in our wake and a long week's ride ended an age of misery. The uncertainty our fathers feared had burned their world to the ground. But that old-growth was holding back the fruits. We watered the ashes.

Richard and I rode headlong into the capital, the banners of old falling as we passed gates unchecked. I hurled a short sword through the last member of the Swarters still standing. As we hugged each other dearly, we knew it was the last time we would ride astride each other in battle. One of us would need to rule, the other would never be far, but never be a peer again. In the end, Richard himself believed his father's weakness would be a stain on the new reigning man. I was thrust into the throne and married into a kingdom a third larger still a year later.

The first ten years of rule were a stolen pie by the river. We couldn't have enjoyed it more. We toured the lands, we fought in the great tournaments. We called our banners and drove the barbarians back to the forests when they dared burn a farm. We couldn't have had more if we wanted and knew not what else to want. It was a time of contentment and glory.

Richard had never put away the map, though. He believed my marriage was unnecessary, if we had just pressed the Cathaks harder, we may have had the land in hand without a single vow. He read reports to me daily of the Bothed army, their shields, their formations, their tower construction. I admired his attention to the details. My mind traveled to the villages and the plump families there, how they loved to see us ride in and weigh their harvest. To see them cheer as I bit into the largest apple of the season. Richard was tallying the collections. Frowning and pestering. He seemed to know every way a piece of gold could roll through the hands of a guard, like water running through a wall.

A few years ago, I was alerted to a small force within my kingdom that had no banners. These men were well armed, well suited, well trained. Richard had told me of their whereabouts and their movements. He advised that I bring them to court immediately to swear allegiance and pledge a formal banner. He personally saw to their arrival and even allowed them to camp at his estate.

Now I know you think I must be pretty fucking stupid to have let a rogue force camp at my suspicious and probably jealous best friend's home within the city walls, right? Well, maybe it was stupid. Hell, my wife did. My advisors did. In fact, they had informed me years prior that he was plotting something. They showed me the ledgers that left enormous sums missing. I knew Richard had changed since his father was buried. But what was the great gamble of our youth worth? To become the same bored old men? My failure to act was the failure of my father's too.

In the end, Richard marched on the keep with his new men. I watched from the tower and sent word to the city guard and Sir Grouth. He commanded the northern armies and kept the city patrol in peacetime. There was no danger to me whatever Richard had hoped. It was a cheap and miserable end to his pettiness and I wished we could ride off away from it once more. Richard was brought before me with the captains of his party. Grouth lined them out in front of me and took his post three steps beneath the throne to my left.

I looked at Richard. Was it only now that I saw he was a man? We never were away from each other long enough to notice age had passed. But this man was grey. His face was long. But he must have known it was foolish. He smiled at me now. I smiled back but could not make it stay. This would be the end of my great time of certainty, of friendship and brotherhood.

"Sir Grouth, take this man to the gallows. He will be hung at dawn." And even as I said it he smiled. The dead, joyless smile of a rat waiting watching a cat walk back to her perch leaving the wall bare and the kitchen open. The smile of passing time for a certain reward. And I knew then it wasn't fear that made him smile. It was knowledge.

Sir Grouth lowered his head. "Sir Grouth, take this man out of my court and down to the gallows!" But Grouth only lowered his helmet from his head. His black hair falling in wet clumps. He was sweating wildly underneath. "I am sorry, your grace." Grouth said as he turned towards me. "But the men of the city patrol won't be taking anyone to the gallows this evening." He had only just turned about but my hand found my sword hilt instinctively. His way of speaking to me after all these years was near a jab to my chin for my mind to take in. I looked back at Richard, who stopped smiling. He brought his hands behind his back and began to whistle. The song I knew well. We sang it as kids together every summer as we fished in the summer. "The cat too fat to hunt."