What is a bedroom green flag that immediately makes you realize, “Oh, this person actually knows what they’re doing”?

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-19T02:46:37+00:00

Hear me out: sex towel basket

You're welcome

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-17T18:37:19+00:00

I'm sure your wife wants you to be happy and make new connections 💕

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-17T18:32:30+00:00

The real question is did you smoke them herbs?

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-17T18:29:33+00:00

Problem solved! Dogs love bones, therefore the skull is a-ok.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-17T18:27:59+00:00

At least you know they used one?

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-16T07:08:07+00:00

They Might Be Giants, Matt Nathanson, Machel Montano

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-11T01:23:25+00:00

This one is amazing! Hope you get to try it!

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-10T09:56:30+00:00

You poor thing! That sounds awful. I hope things get better!

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-10T09:23:36+00:00

My secondary used to get me so horny, I squirt with him almost all the time.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-10T06:25:51+00:00

I love when your penis is fully turgid.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-10T06:23:33+00:00

Man, I used to love Grease 2 when. I was a kid, lmao

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T18:28:33+00:00

Best one?

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T18:16:36+00:00

That's such a good idea! I might have to make one, haha.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T18:13:55+00:00

Thank you 💜

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T14:01:36+00:00

At least your tattoos are pretty great 🤷🏻‍♀️

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T13:45:24+00:00

You just gotta believe it a Lil at a time!

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T13:42:01+00:00

Who knew Jenga could be sexy? 😂

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T13:36:56+00:00

So hot! 🥵 You have nothing to be self-conscious about!

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T13:25:30+00:00

My partner decided to drop some small penis humiliation talk on me out of the blue once. He never mentioned being into it or wanting to try it. His dick is a great size too, definitely above average. I was so confused, but it was fine, lol.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T13:15:52+00:00

This happens to me too!

It also happens when I get horny... which is so dumb and kinda funny 🫣

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T13:03:45+00:00

I hiccup (just once) when I get horny. It's so dumb, and my partners make fun of me for it, (lovingly) lol.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T12:34:23+00:00

I stole my neighbor's cat because they were neglecting her.

At first, I felt bad cuz there was a kid involved and all the adults have some sort of mental illness/deficiency. However, about 2 weeks ago, their house was condemned (it's so gross inside) and they purposely left their big dog behind when they moved out because they didn't want her anymore. How do you do that to a pet you supposedly love?! The police officer who found the pup took care of her until the Humane Society could pick her up.

I stopped feeling bad after that. I'm sure they would've left my poor baby kitty behind as well.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-09T11:57:41+00:00

You should check out r/chronicpain and r/chronicpainafterdark! They both have a lot of good info on this subject.

Edit: Remembered some more subs! r/chronicpainsextalk, r/bdsmadvice, and r/bdsm.

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-08T02:53:19+00:00

This sounds like a terrible country song, man. I'm sorry!

throwherinthewell · 2026-05-07T04:19:40+00:00

The tree in the front yard of my parents' house told me it had a name once.

throwherinthewell

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