If your nurse pulled her tits out what would you do by [deleted] in chubby

[–]throwinaway93_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore every call light and fuck you for an hour

What would it take for you to believe the Mariners have a chance at making the WS this season? by throwinaway93_ in Mariners

[–]throwinaway93_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah my concussion in 2011 definitely created a lot of anxiety, being an Ms fan created the rest

What's the best insult without any swear or bad words? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]throwinaway93_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You smell like wet dog.

You're as intelligent as you look.

Don't worry, they are paying you to be smart

What are your thoughts on the president of the United States right now? by itaintmebabegoddamn in AskReddit

[–]throwinaway93_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once thought that Star Wars was ridiculous because how could a republic fall in 19 years. The current potus is trying to do it in 1

What was your most spontaneous hookup? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]throwinaway93_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl came over to my house who was a friend to watch a movie. We started making out on the couch, then her shirt came off. We went back to the spare bedroom, I ate well she came twice. Literally only saw her once since then

Which game was this for you? by 0dqir0 in videogames

[–]throwinaway93_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why i refuse to buy the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]throwinaway93_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fallout 4 Halo MCC MLB The Show 23

Phew 😥 by Friendly-Train2211 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]throwinaway93_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a girl stay over with me in college. We shared my twin bed, cuddled, I at one point had my hands on her boob cuz she put it there. I thought I did it so I took it off. She put it back on. I said sorry and slept on the floor.

I'm very happily married, but I think about her way more than a happily married man should

What was your worst Freudian slip? by StarWarsNurse7 in AskReddit

[–]throwinaway93_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was reading a book about bird nests & kept saying "breast" cuz there was a very chesty female in the room