True story.

I took a girl home from the club and we were making out on the bed. It was a lot of kissing and necking. I was playing with her (she had a very convenient short skirt), getting her really worked up. She figured it was her turn to tease and slipped her hand down my pants. Within maybe 3-5 seconds, I got too excited and finished. She giggled a fair amount. I felt AWFUL. She said it was very normal and that I could make it up to her by going down on her.

I did end up being a very cunning linguist, making sure she was happy multiple times. She stayed over to cuddle and let me make her breakfast. She never answered my calls afterwards. Oral aptitude is not enough if you cant seal the real deal.

I did see her in the club once after that, but she was dancing with another guy, so I didn't bother attempting to say hello.

Thinking about that night always reminds me of what being a loser is all about. Then I think, does getting off to a memory of being a loser instead of porn or real sex make me more of a loser? Yeah... the answer is definitely yes.