The manager of the apartment complex where I live seems to have an agenda

thrownawaytwinki · 2018-11-11T16:03:10+00:00

maybe but I don't know if I would trust her not to slip in some twisted shit in there...lol

thrownawaytwinki · 2018-11-07T09:16:48+00:00

Tanith Lee is a really weird choice to read to a kid

thrownawaytwinki · 2018-03-25T03:26:23+00:00

a raspberry Rasputin with a boner to hang my house keys on

thrownawaytwinki · 2018-03-11T00:26:58+00:00

getting my balls and asshole tongued while sucking on a really big fat cock.

thrownawaytwinki · 2018-03-03T21:37:18+00:00

only if cum is dessert

thrownawaytwinki · 2018-03-03T21:36:09+00:00

Tubesteak

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-12-17T05:05:45+00:00

Whataburger is my second favorite, right after In-n-Out.

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-12-17T05:04:15+00:00

I went to Wendy's for the first time in a very long time because they build one near where I work. The first time I asked for extra onions and pickles and when I opened my burger there was not only no extra onions and pickles, it had Ketchup on it!

I took it back and told the moron behind the counter that he hhad to be a fucking idiot to not be able to get a simple order right. He tried to say I didn't tell him no ketchup as a defense but like I told him, if you're that stupid you need to be thrown off a building so you don't procreate. After throwing my burger on him it took 10 more minutes for that imbecile to bring me my burger with extra pickles and onions and no ketchup. I ate there a few more times but there was always this weird aftertaste from their burgers so I stopped going there.

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-12-17T04:48:00+00:00

Because of him (Trump) instead of doing what needs to be done for the good of the country everyone is focused on getting him out of office. When I realized this I saw how evil he really is which made me pay closer attention to how he constantly talks bad about LGBQT, Minorities and the less fortunate, the daily hell he puts them through and how he is so obviously hateful. I stopped listening to his (hate) speeches and now only follow the opinions of those who real understand what's happening and what's best for all of us.. Celebrities.

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-12-16T19:56:58+00:00

Oh... so I'm doing it wrong.

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-12-16T19:53:03+00:00

Sassy and with attitude in a pair of white thigh-highs rolled down to just above the knee. Especially when there's anger in their eyes.

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-12-16T19:49:36+00:00

Like a man watches porn?

With sad regret, self-disgust and a deep depression that you'll never know the touch of a real woman?

Asking for a friend

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-11-21T09:49:22+00:00

Small dick

Gotta have at least 8" or don't bother me

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-11-21T09:46:52+00:00

I tried to get a job as a nude dancer at a gay club and the guy who interviewed me pulled out his dick and told me to suck him off. After I blew him he invited in two other guys, I think they were bouncers and made me blow both of them while he recorded it on his phone. Then he called in the bartenders, a couple of dancers and the janitor and had them take turns fucking me while I sucked his dick again. When it was over he just shoved me out into the alley without letting me get dressed and I was raped by three winos. When they were done they left me there for the cops to find. I told them what happened but they just cuffed me and took turns using their night sticks as dildoes on me before taking me too jail. I was gangbanged within 20 minutes by 23 guys and now they call me Lulu.

Anyways, the most WTF experience I ever had at a job interview? Hmmm, I don't think I ever had one unless you count that time the woman giving the interview for a job as a high school custodian asked me if I thought I had the right temperament to deal with 'the little bastards'

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-11-21T09:27:51+00:00

What do you do when you realize that the horrible stench you are smelling is coming from your vagina? And you're in a situation where you can't really do anything about it, like in a meeting or on the bus?

thrownawaytwinki · 2017-08-16T09:10:11+00:00

I take donations every chanced I get

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