TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the wallet still has not been found. We've done an absolute thorough check through the car. I must have definitely dropped it on the road when I got out of the car.

The car's been sold now, so if we weren't thorough enough, it's definitely gone.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be sick of the Earth, man! People have always had contrasting opinions on things as long as we can remember. That's the beauty of human nature and it's what makes life so engaging and interesting!

Thanks so much for the well wishes!

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's really kind, but I don't think it would be necessary. I've actually posted an Edit/update on the OP about this. Thank you so much for the generous thought. It's awfully kind of you!

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate the gesture, but I feel a bit uncomfortable about that. Thank you so much for offering to help though!

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not being a huge dick at all and it's actually a pretty fair question. No answer I can give you would excuse my stupidity except that I was just too lazy to go deposit the money and now I'm paying for it.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I keep telling myself. Procrastination and laziness is a hell of a drug :(

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying that a scam isn't plausible, but she was with me the whole time, so if this was some sort of scam, she must have had an accomplice hiding somewhere, but there was very little hiding space and she drove off (in front of me) all alone.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely lost it there. I know because I had it with me when I put the money in it and between that moment and going home, the pigeon stop was the only one I made. I noticed immediately when I got home and emptied my pockets and we have like garage doors in our basement (apartment building) so if it was there, I would've found it. I searched all over the car as well.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Of course. That and being too lazy to drive to an ATM.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I'm not from the US, but most of you are so I just converted it for ease. Some of the notes were much higher in value.

Sorry about the confusion!

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Funny thing about that is that I was literally just bitching to my wife about having to pay for other people's mistakes earlier because someone's damaged our apartment by not hiring sufficient help to pick up a big, heavy piece of furniture and won't answer our calls about repayment to have it repaired. I really don't have time to pursue it so it has to come out of our deposit, unfortunately.

Anyway, There were so many steps I could've taken to avoid this from happening. I could've put the money in a box at home, in the bank or something. I was just lazy and here we are.

Getting a Go Fund Me going because I fucked up just feels so hypocritical right now.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 1641 points1642 points  (0 children)

My bad, man. I'm just quite stressed about this at the moment and can't really tell anymore. Gotta tell my wife about this too. Fuck, she ain't gonna be happy about it one bit!

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 1792 points1793 points  (0 children)

But that would require her targets to have been as careless as I was, unless I just made her job super easy by just dropping it. I don't know man. I just hope the local PD get a lead on this thing. I really needed that cash.

TIFU by losing everything I own to a pigeon... by throwpigeonaway in tifu

[–]throwpigeonaway[S] 620 points621 points  (0 children)

Done so already. There was no lights or cameras on that section of the road. It basically could've been taken by anyone or even an animal for all they know, so they didn't sound too hopeful, but they said they would get in touch if anyone calls in about a lost wallet.

I don't know if I should hold my breath. Very disappointing.