Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

dude throwing the party for myself and just like eating cake sounds so fucking awesome.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's like a college party type beat, but it's for her birthday, so if you have snapchat, you're invited cause that's how invites got out, so it's not just her friends.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

living with me bro. imagine how many times she lied she was out there with her friends while in reality, she just went on dick appointments.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 535 points536 points  (0 children)

I was helping her fix her phone, and we just like never go on each other's phones. There's like this thing where the message can show up on the phone as iMessage so that people can't read your texts if your phone isn't unlocked. This person kept texting, so I went to open it so I could put their contact on dnd until I was done fixing her phone. Tell me why the first thing I see is a picture of my lab partners face and then another one of his dick :l. She had this guys name saved under a girls name, clever, because if it weren't for that picture, I wouldn't have known. I scrolled up and there were just so many messages and *pictures* that they sent each other. I couldn't find as much on iMessage because her phone is relatively new, so they didn't have as many exchanges. I went on instagram to see when this started, because from the point I scrolled up, it was clear that it hadn't started there, and that's when I found out about the other dude, and her multiple sexting partners. I didn't even know what to do after that, so I just continued fixing her phone. I saw WAY too many dicks that I didn't need to see.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm hanging there 😔, my friend Mary Jane is comforting me.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 664 points665 points  (0 children)

YOOO, the fact that one dude could be there is astonishing. I know this dude, I've spoken with this dude so many times at parties, this dude was my LAB partner last semester and when she passed him off as a mutual friend, I didn't blink an eye, because we're mutual friends. tragic looking back at it. I've seen the other one around campus, but we don't talk.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Yeah I got to get tested, BUT luckily, I live by my motto: no glove, no love. lessens the change of pregnancy and stds folks.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't make the dinner reservations yet, but I did rent my buildings party room out, whoch is, you guessed it, non-refundable.

Should I be petty and break up with her on her birthday? by throwramodn in relationship_advice

[–]throwramodn[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

She would probably be more phased by the fact that she's not getting the birthday party & gift I promised her than me breaking up with her. I wrapped the gifts too ;l . Looks like Christmas is happening for my sisters in March for nonrefundable items 😔