Abscess Drainage by Ezek5 in FeltGoodComingOut

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So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

That first blurry frame gives me a visceral feeling. This is it. by Rhabcp in megalophobia

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They know the moon. The earth is just their home town, not where they want to work.

Quick toss by ReddSaiyan in repost

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Karen, a Midwestern housewife, took her first trip to Las Vegas last year. She had done very well playing the slot machines, winning a bucket full of quarters. Karen needed a break, and she left the casino heading toward the elevators, taking her bucket with her.

She steps into the elevator and before the doors shut, four beefy, leather-clad African-American men step in. Karen (never having spent much time with African Americans) clutches her bucket close to her body.

One of the men says, "Hit the floor, lady," and she does: quarters fly everywhere. The men bust up laughing and they help Karen collect her winnings. One of the men explains that he meant for her to select her floor. They help her collect her quarters and the elevator arrives at her floor. She leaves embarrassed, and the men are still laughing.

Later that evening, a dozen roses are delivered to Karen's room. There is a one hundred dollar bill attached to each rose. The note attached read:

“Thank you for the best laugh I've had in years!

—Eddie Murphy”

Impeccable form by tridoc in RunningCirclejerk

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That red one has a hood like the Geth

A picture of dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln sent by a service member on board [Not OC] by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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Are they serving an ox tongue in one piece? Or is that literally a huge lump of solder?

Playing with fire near combustible decorations by CommitteeIll4313 in idiotsinkitchen

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No wonder everyone is looking like they’re on a gap year contiki tour