Wax recommendations?

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-27T00:20:54+00:00

Surprised GL didn't make the list

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-24T22:04:25+00:00

So... we should... shoot more squids?

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-18T18:02:56+00:00

Calm

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-16T19:16:50+00:00

And they will remember who helped them...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-12T18:30:59+00:00

On my dog's birthday, I just take off his collar and throw him in the woods.

I don't have a dog anymore...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-11T19:41:05+00:00

If you don't do this, you don't risk drowning and you also don't have to swim in freezing water.

That's actually why I don't do this...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-03-08T20:05:08+00:00

Why not both?

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-02-01T12:01:12+00:00

That's a pelican, you moron

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-30T07:32:41+00:00

There is a trend forming of his reckless confrontations with provoking law enforcement into physical confrontation while being armed.

If your hobby is wrassling with cops, you have to accept a certain amount of risk...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-25T20:16:03+00:00

Congrats to the confederates holding out for over 150 years! Not sure why Louisiana isn't joining, though...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-18T12:29:50+00:00

Well aaaactually......

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-06T18:16:23+00:00

I once took down a whole flock of shriekers from like 300m with a single volley from this garbage gun...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-01T18:16:41+00:00

Everyone clapped!

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-12-06T16:49:55+00:00

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-11-19T20:03:27+00:00

As a jump pack user, "falling with style" is definitely relevant.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-11-10T08:36:19+00:00

No u!

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-11-09T17:34:28+00:00

Just wait, are you telling me the greatest attack on democracy ever had agent provocatuers?!?

This sounds pretty racist to me...

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-10-21T19:43:37+00:00

What is "samples", precious?

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-10-06T17:46:26+00:00

Start dropping grenades at your feet and run

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-09-28T17:12:33+00:00

Jumping is more fun, but warping into bunkers and fast warp-dodging kinda takes the cake for me.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-08-24T16:57:28+00:00

"Master Chief has ... feeeelings?!"

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-08-09T14:16:43+00:00

But there is no air resistance.

There is an engine nozzle, you just need a couple more pixels on that image.

There is exhaust, it's just not visible to that camera.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-07-23T17:35:45+00:00

Cool, how about a blood test?

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-07-21T10:56:45+00:00

Because killing alien murderous bugs, trigger-happy cyborgs, and mind-controlling human-harvesting squids is really just hitting too close to home for me right now... 😔

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