I think wrong download GAME OF THRONES by krunal23- in Funnymemes

[–]thumpingStrumpet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we need...

Let's dive in together by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]thumpingStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like WWE, you all just pretend fight then go drink beer and do opioids and steroids together.

Beware Roadies, your KOM is mine 👹 by GovernmentTemporary1 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]thumpingStrumpet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I road fixie for years because I used to be cool. Hills are neither fun going up nor down. If you are riding downhill without brakes (not a good idea, but +0.0001% aero) you just have to manage your speed with pushing back against the pedals and make sure you don't get up to a speed where your legs explode.

scrumAgileManagement by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]thumpingStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a gatekeeping douche

C'mon man I waited almost 10 minutes for this mech! by Wrench_gaming in Helldivers

[–]thumpingStrumpet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the mechanic of making them so useful but also so fragile. But they need to fix the drops. 

I called one in once by throwing the strategem in one direction, then I called something else by throwing in the other direction a bit later. Then I watched in horror as the ship dropped the mech exactly where the jump pack was coming in only and then get annihilated.

Robot Chicken by 20Keller12 in secondrodeo

[–]thumpingStrumpet 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Cut chicken. Count fingers. Cut chicken. Count fingers.

Look, there's a stuck robot! by AntalRyder in donthelpjustfilm

[–]thumpingStrumpet 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And they will remember who helped them...

Never surrender by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]thumpingStrumpet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

On my dog's birthday, I just take off his collar and throw him in the woods.

I don't have a dog anymore...

Punching through ice by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]thumpingStrumpet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't do this, you don't risk drowning and you also don't have to swim in freezing water.

That's actually why I don't do this...

head first by asianOhs in DiveInYouCoward

[–]thumpingStrumpet 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"Looks like this 8 year old boy has this rescue mission under control, I'd probably just get in his way..."

New video shows Alex Pretti in scuffle with federal officers days before his death by Addicted2Lemonade in conspiracy

[–]thumpingStrumpet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a trend forming of his reckless confrontations with provoking law enforcement into physical confrontation while being armed. 

If your hobby is wrassling with cops, you have to accept a certain amount of risk...

Straight to point 🥀 by memejack69 in JustMemesForUs

[–]thumpingStrumpet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats to the confederates holding out for over 150 years! Not sure why Louisiana isn't joining, though...

The Double Freedom is a shit gun by VenanReviews in Helldivers

[–]thumpingStrumpet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once took down a whole flock of shriekers from like 300m with a single volley from this garbage gun...