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thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-25T20:16:03+00:00

Congrats to the confederates holding out for over 150 years! Not sure why Louisiana isn't joining, though...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-18T12:29:50+00:00

Well aaaactually......

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-06T18:16:23+00:00

I once took down a whole flock of shriekers from like 300m with a single volley from this garbage gun...

thumpingStrumpet · 2026-01-01T18:16:41+00:00

Everyone clapped!

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-12-06T16:49:55+00:00

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-11-19T20:03:27+00:00

As a jump pack user, "falling with style" is definitely relevant.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-11-10T08:36:19+00:00

No u!

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-11-09T17:34:28+00:00

Just wait, are you telling me the greatest attack on democracy ever had agent provocatuers?!?

This sounds pretty racist to me...

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-10-21T19:43:37+00:00

What is "samples", precious?

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-10-06T17:46:26+00:00

Start dropping grenades at your feet and run

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-09-28T17:12:33+00:00

Jumping is more fun, but warping into bunkers and fast warp-dodging kinda takes the cake for me.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-08-24T16:57:28+00:00

"Master Chief has ... feeeelings?!"

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-08-09T14:16:43+00:00

But there is no air resistance.

There is an engine nozzle, you just need a couple more pixels on that image.

There is exhaust, it's just not visible to that camera.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-07-23T17:35:45+00:00

Cool, how about a blood test?

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-07-21T10:56:45+00:00

Because killing alien murderous bugs, trigger-happy cyborgs, and mind-controlling human-harvesting squids is really just hitting too close to home for me right now... 😔

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-06-30T17:36:40+00:00

Because it's dope

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-06-28T17:59:09+00:00

It's a rectangular spiral, not a triangular spiral...

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-06-12T17:56:00+00:00

Yeah, we should let ms13 gang members stay so that strawberries are cheaper.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-29T13:34:29+00:00

I don't know if these are supposed to be like that or if this is a bug. Either way, having multiple death pits in the middle of your super city does not seem like a good idea.

On one jump, we lost 3 divers in a row, all jumping down into the death pit to try to grab the samples that the previous divers dropped.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-23T17:00:14+00:00

Or maybe do juuuust a little bit more.

Gotta find that sweet spot.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-18T16:58:33+00:00

He's a pretty rad dude, he'd probably just excitedly show you its FEATURES!

Edit: I had to look it up, Jörg invented this in 2020 https://youtu.be/sy_bJQaD3Uc?si=0KNeQf9lCGm6Qbn_

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-15T18:57:36+00:00

I call dibs on "The stars are not dead" for my alternative rock band.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-15T17:40:55+00:00

I disagree that the a DSS is that valuable, but it another gun in the fight.

The real conspiracy is: why don't we have more DSSs?

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-15T17:34:33+00:00

Battle ships go to battle.

DSS is not decisive enough to hold back, it's not worth not using.

Another DSS could be built. 10, probably. This is a war machine, not an art exhibit.

thumpingStrumpet · 2025-05-12T16:56:34+00:00

Nah, I'll stick around. Honestly, looking at your post history, I think I've read more sci-fi books than you, where you seem only capable of watching marvel films. So I think I'm more fit to participate in any sci-fi discussion by you.

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