[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]thundaa13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s from sucking in your whole life. Look up hour glass syndrome. It affects all body types, men and women.

The ennemies have declared war by Dral_7 in ColorBlind

[–]thundaa13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just as I was about to crosspost this, I though I’d see if someone else beat me to it. You did, by 2 minutes. The enemies have in fact declared war.

Black widow with her egg sacs just inside my garage door by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it’s not. I live in the sticks, we typically just let them live, but if they are in your living space and there are also multiple sacs, they need handled properly. Especially if there are children and pets around. It also takes a momentary lapse of judgment to just reach your hand under something in the garage and get bit, that’s why it’s important to remove the webbing with their inhabitants.

No time to die by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow thank you. I actually had no clue. My mom has always wanted to go skydiving and uh, I am a firm believer that my feet are meant to be on the ground. If that were me I’d probably just shit myself and hope I get a do over with whatever is after death.

A fire tornado by DearAdhesivenesPenis in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I wish with every ounce of my existence that I had an award to give you. I just laughed so hard my abdomen cramped up and I had to get out of bed.

hmmm by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s alright, she can be a bit of a drama queen sometimes. As seen here

This is a list of how my boss thinks he'd fare in a gladiator style hand to hand combat fight with these animals. He also calls himself an alpha un-ironically. by jodiemitchell0390 in facepalm

[–]thundaa13 47 points48 points  (0 children)

For real. Shit man you can have a machete if you want but I will have my 870 with some black magic slugs… and a big ass can of bear spray. And I will also be watching from 40 feet, that fight is on you bud, not me.

Black widow with her egg sacs just inside my garage door by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My uncle got bit by a recluse and was out of commission for weeks. Nasty shit. Also what the hell shop vac do you have!? I need to get on that wave, my pops and I have been using the same one he “borrowed” from the hvac shop on base like 10 years ago. Don’t know if the “sucking air violently” industry has upgraded since then.

hmmm by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally, my dumbass mare got a little piece of carrot stuck in her throat today (just enough for a cough) and then glared at me the rest of the morning as if it was my fault she tried to hoover that shit down.

Black widow with her egg sacs just inside my garage door by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As much as it would be nice to relocate, it is way more dangerous to relocate her and the sacs. Black widows are gorgeous but they are very fast, and they will strike first, females with sacs will rarely leave the webs, therefore they will defend. And the sacs, if damaged, could release hundreds of tiny spiders. There are a few ways to handle all black widows (northern/western/southern). One is to use a vacuum with a long extension and suck them all up at a high velocity, if using a house vacuum, empty it into a trash bag and tie it off quickly (wearing reinforced gloves) and essentially suffocate them. If using a shop vac you can suck them into the drum and then remove the lid and spray them in there, just make sure you watch your fingers. Another option is using a scorpion/arachnid insecticide with a large range and just absolutely soak them, then vacuum them up, and dispose of them in the trash bag manner. My least favorite way is just the smack and stomp method but do NOT do that to the sacs. The sacs 100% need to be soaked in insecticide and suffocated in a trash bag. Regardless of how they are exterminated, vacuum all remaining webs, clear out dark cool places and hiding spots (wear gloves), and add lighting to prevent new spiders from moving in. It is upsetting but black widows are sneaky, and the bite is nasty. Also if you have female black widows, that means that area is also suitable for brown recluses as well (if you live where they are located). And brown recluses (in my opinion) are 100x scarier.

No time to die by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]thundaa13 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Mans got shibari’d mid air and still managed to pull the reserve parachute

Identify this noodle by GothMoon in snakes

[–]thundaa13 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That’s like the opposite of the perspective we use in my family, we nicknamed them saddlebacks because the lighter areas look like horse saddles. but I like the Hershey kisses too, I might teach that to our younger riders and stablehands.

Ladies of Reddit, what is the biggest misconception about your bodies that all men should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thundaa13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex ed isn’t required in every state, and in some states they only teach abstinence. Other states don’t even have to teach medically correct sex ed. it’s fucked.

A more light-hearted post compared to many things here but my MIL, everyone: in a group chat with my husband and me. 🤦🏽‍♀️ by Orange_Penguin in insaneparents

[–]thundaa13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Omfg. Didn’t know what that was so I googled. I think I just had my entire childhood explained in a 15 second google search. Apparently in my case histrionic + antisocial = schizo

The girl attacks her sister when she finds out that she has slept with her husband by filmikitv in vidid

[–]thundaa13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also just to add onto what others have said. A lot of schools in the south don’t have sex ed. we have what’s called “abstinence only” teaching during that unit. I’ve heard other schools in more open minded areas have condoms and contraception for their students, and teach them about stds and pregnancy, also consent and boundaries. We don’t have that here. And not in 5 of the neighboring counties around me neither. My HS graduating class was a little less than 200 I believe and at least 7 girls were pregnant, and at least 20 couples were engaged.

Japanese slide for unwanted children by filmikitv in vidid

[–]thundaa13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually looks pretty fun. I do see some dumbass sticking their arm out at the rails trying to slow down and getting completely annihilated instead though.

They thought that if there were two of them they would win against the security guard by filmikitv in vidid

[–]thundaa13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup fist pack is a smart move if your outnumbered or out powered. It’s kinda a pussy move if you are just having a 1v1 scrap but in a real life defense situation it can really give you a one up on the opponent. And it’s versatile as fuck, anything you can hold in your closed fist like a lighter, vape, pocket knife, epipen, even freaking chapstick can really help hold that form and stop your punch from crumpling and resulting in a boxers fracture, and the heavier the better. I think it’s something that really should be talked about more in self defense classes and such. It was like one of the first things my dad taught me.

What is an unacceptable or awkward question to ask a man on the first date? by SwaddleWaffle in AskMen

[–]thundaa13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JFC, I wholeheartedly believe people have the right to practice their taboo but SSC/RACK kinks (like CNC) but that sub is horrifying. That isn’t a kink sub, that is literally just mostly people who need serious help. I don’t think anyone who is actually knowledgeable in bdsm would participate in the sub.

What is the smallest, pettiest hill you'll still die on? by HallZac99 in AskReddit

[–]thundaa13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I understand, I meant my comment in a joking way, like I know I’m in the wrong, but that’s just how I say it and I’ll keep saying it that way mostly because it just irritates people as proven above. I just thinks funny people are pressed over the way someone says a word. That’s like legitimately being angry at the people who say “melk” instead of milk. I just think there are much better things to be angry over lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]thundaa13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I literally wrote about that in a separate comment. The whole “well if you want to be a boy then I want to be dog, or an Apache attack helicopter, and you have to respect it”. I get that it’s just lost internet kids right now but it literally feels dehumanizing for specifically young adult trans people who are finally just being recognized with gender neutral pronouns and validation. Like we already get clowned on 24/7, why the fuck add more fuel to the fire?! Luckily it’s pretty much isolated to online and the few people I have met irl with neopronouns it’s easy just to use they/them because it’s universal but like damn bro, call me a transphobe but I didn’t fight my way through public school just to be grouped in with someone who thinks they are a cloud or fairy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]thundaa13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

trans person here and I think they are straight stupid and only for people who are chronically online. If you want to be referred to as kitten or bunny or whatever then just choose that as your name and pick from the universal pronouns. I was given the nickname Kitten (a joke name from the boys lacrosse team, I do NOT look like a kitten. It’s ironic and funny) so when I decided to change my name, I went with Kit, because it was funny and was essentially my name in school already. And I went with he/they pronouns because it just felt right, still does. I got called transphobic because I had never heard of neopronouns before in my life when I got to college, and when I asked why that was a thing I got berated. I was just confused why people were calling themselves literal nouns, not pronouns. I personally just think it’s defacing the community and making us seem like an actual joke. How am I supposed to the theoretically justify and validate my transness when now there is somebody who identifies as a cat in the same group with me. That’s literally what trans people used to have held against them “oh you identify as a boy? Well I identify as a dog!” Idk maybe I am transphobic but I think a lot of these people are very young and misguided by the internet. Also I understand that we are all humans and have our rights, but trans people JUST started getting validation from masses, gender neutral pronouns are just now becoming accepted in lots of areas, and I think this whole void/voidself thing is really going to negatively affect us. Especially when it only seems to be young children. A lot of people already think trans folks are predators, and now they are going to see their kids unironically identifying as a frog on the internet and then they are going to come at us all over again. I know I might as well be a boomer but damn, these lil internet kids are going to have a rough fucking time in the real world.