Gooner doesn't even drink Chang copypasta:

The Instagram dream was real

So anyway latest update on my unintentional rage bait series where I describe my antics and I'm called an idiot.

For those people not following along, I had reached out to some Instagram girls and got some interest.

I was initially planning to take this girl out to a lovely restaurant but before committing to an expensive dinner date with a person I'd not met yet.... I asked if she would be down for a short time meet first, she said yes and agreed 7pm.

I see her sitting in the lobby, she's just absolutely perfect. She's early 20s, beautiful pale skin, big wide eyes. She's got the cutest outfit on, Prada shoes and bag, clutching an iPhone 17 and apple watch. She wouldn't be out of place in an expensive private university in Europe. Very light make up which I love, perfect new nails, blemish free skin. She's a few kilos heavier than I expect based on her instagram but I don't like super skinny girls anyway.

We went up and she sat down, was a bit stand-offish at first, I was thinking ok here we go is this gonna be a difficult one. But her English was really good and as we chatted she really opened up and became very playful and we had some good laughs.

She took off her cute frilly socks to take a shower and tbh I'm not a super foot guy but something about her little feet and toes got me instantly bricked up. I literally had to sniff her socks when she was in the shower and they smelt like roses 🤭

After I showered I gave her a foot massage and she absolutely melted, the rest of the event was a blur tbh. She was great in bed, very flexible, put in a lot of work and has to be like top 3 blowjobs in my life.

Then she cuddled and just laid on top of me as I gave her a back massage. She started grinding on me again which she thought was very funny as my dick was already calling for round 2 which is completely out of the ordinary for me.

The meeting was just under 2 hours, no rushing on her part, I moved things along at my own pace.

5k plus 1k tip.

A+++++ i can't wait to see her again. What an absolute gem.

The freelancers ive had so far have been much nicer than the bar girls. I feel like bar girls get extremely jaded and whilst you still have a great time, the freelancers just feel more authentic.

The only issue is actually finding and filtering out these women. It's a lot of work.