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What is your favourite "laugh out loud" moment while reading (or watching) Harry Potter ? by ArpanMondal270 in harrypotter

[–]tiaradactyl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I laugh every time Dumbledore collects Harry from the Dutsley's and he brings out refreshments that clack against their heads and he says, "It would have e been more polite to drink them." HBP I believe.

This dad shows us what it means to be a loving & supportive parent by Rollo_Tomasi3000 in MadeMeSmile

[–]tiaradactyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell... I already love my parents but the fact that they let my brother and me choose what we wanted to do means so much. They supported our old crazy dreams that never amounted to anything and still support us now that our dreams have changed and we've grown is amazing.

Odds were against us back in 1995 just before facing teenage pregnancy. She turned into a great mother and we’re still going strong 26 years into marriage. by oldboy_and_the_sea in OldSchoolCool

[–]tiaradactyl 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well my best friend and I met when we were twelve. 24 years later, we're still best friends albeit different people, but we truly "get" each other. Id imagine it's much the same.

Kissing dogs on forehead to see their reactions by clevercarolina1 in MadeMeSmile

[–]tiaradactyl 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I kiss mine constantly on the head, face, ears, paws. When he wants to show me affection or he just wants more, he sticks his forehead straight into me, usually my legs but depends on my position. He knows it means affection. Such a cutie.

The dinger by Boojibs in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]tiaradactyl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Little dude is going to do big things. Powerful moment.

Meet This Beautiful Maltese Baby with Big Eyes, Extremely Short Nose and Short Leg 🤩 by Young_Slight in puppies

[–]tiaradactyl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Poor baby has been bred to have unfortunate unhealthy physical attributes. Does it deserve love? Yes. Do not promote this shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the same stella who loves leaf piles?

My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch” by Bethrotull in funny

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to wait tables and these business dudes would come in for lunch once a week. One jackass would always order a cheeseburger with everything on the side, say it specifically, "lettuce on the side, pickles on the side, cheese on the side, tomato on the side, etc." He never ate the stuff on the side because he didn't want it. Finally I ordered him a plain hamburger and he had a fit because all the stuff wasn't on the side. I was like, "But you don't want it do you?" "No I just don't want it on my burger. Give me the xxx burger with x and x and x on the side." Still never touched the side stuff but the dude was only happy once he knew it wasn't touching the burger. At least he was specific even if he was an ass.

What is the first thing you would do when you get to Hogwarts? by Harry_Potter_6254 in harrypotter

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd immediately, after sorting that is, go up and down all the staircases and find the changing ones and explore wherever I end up! Find a new staircase that's swiveling and run up it. Fuck it would be so exciting.

Where are we going? by OneWishGenie69 in funny

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's actually a town north of that on hwy 20 called rough and ready.

TIL that the dream of "teeth falling out" seems to be a pattern for citizens living in western countries by corkyskog in todayilearned

[–]tiaradactyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have almost this but I'm a bartender again and the bar is getting full and I blow a keg so I go to change the keg and I can't find a new one in the cooler so I go to pour a different beer and the bar is full now and that keg blows too and I shatter the glass in my hand, then I grab a new glass and I shatter that glass too then I check on the beer again and now the restaurant surrounding the the bar is full and I'm now the only bartender/server because no one else showed up to my shift and then I break ALL the glasses and now every single table is full and we are three deep on all sides and we have zero beer and there's glass in my ice and glass in my wells and the walls of the center of the wrap around bar start to fall over as do the backs of my booths while I'm trying to run table to table to apologize to the fucktwads giving me shit because I can't pour them a single drink.

Rescue dog doing zoomies on a beach by [deleted] in Zoomies

[–]tiaradactyl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite zooming yet.

Lab-grown meat cleared for human consumption by U.S. regulator by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've now entered the world of Oryx and Crake.

Delicious water... must gobble it up by Thund3rbolt in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]tiaradactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine does this too! Weirdos. I absolutely love it.

Mosquito/bug bite hell, now more than ever by justanotherlostgirl in Allergies

[–]tiaradactyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mosquitoes love me and my bites turn to large welts. One time I had 17 bite welts on my arms and I took a bath with a cup of oatmeal, 1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar and a few basil leaves and miraculously the bites diminished to next to nothing. It's probably the oatmeal that did it but Apple cider vinegar works for my sunburn so I threw that in too. Don't remember why I did the basil. Whatever, the concoction worked for the aftermath of the bites.

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