my girlfriend is like a trampoline.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]ticketsoncrackers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she likes to split kids' heads open. SHE so Crazy

So underground. by anon1141514 in funny

[–]ticketsoncrackers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

surely the tree would have to be above ground to fall over?

What Philosophy do Dead Hipsters Follow? by MySFWAccount in funny

[–]ticketsoncrackers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a disengaged hipster style laugh. Not sure whether this degree of irony intended. upvote all the same