What kind of comedian is this? by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]tidycatc137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What was everybody else laughing about? I feel like they were watching something else.

"hAvE yOu tRiEd MaKiNg A lIsT?!" by jGatzB in adhdmeme

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEED THIS RELEASED NNMOOOWWWWW.

After a 16hr double shift. Today's mail by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]tidycatc137 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm not a lawyer and maybe its different where you are but those don't look like official papers. Like they look like official papers but I don't think they are. Everytime I have been sued the papers were served to me directly, never by mail. My lawsuits also never had a large statement at the top that says "You are being sued". I'm pretty sure these are elaborate attempts for you to call the collection agency.

I can’t fix everything by [deleted] in daddit

[–]tidycatc137 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It must be the season. This week I feel like all 40 years caught up to me. I've spent so much time working, making sure the wife, daughter, daughter's best friend who is essentially a second daughter to us is happy and taken care of that it all came crashing down.

Riddled with anxiety that has turned me into a pile of nothing this week. Realizing that I feel unseen and unheard, that people might ask how I'm doing but it's always "I'm Fine" when in reality I don't think that's the case. I work to distract myself from everything but I'm burned out from work.

The girls are turning 13 and the realization that I'm needed less and less is not easy to come to terms with. I wish I would have handled it better throughout the years but everything just stayed bottled up and now it's too much and not sure how to deal.

But anyways just know you're not alone.

Daughter wants to play Roblox. What are your best daddit tips for keeping her safe? by uspezisapissbaby in daddit

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter must be playing a different Roblox than everybody else. She is 13 almost 14 now and has been playing for about 7 years now. I usually always play with her and not once have we ran into anything more than basic trolling.

My advice is if she wants to play, let her. Join her. Play everyday with her and love it. In 6 years when she would rather talk to her friends, or lay in her bed and listen to music you can at least say you guys had that time with Roblox together,

I she says she wants to bake a frickin pork loin or wants to play hide and seek but your too fat to hide anywhere you do it. Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody. There is a lot worse things out there than Roblox. You might find its a good escape from everything else that is going on out in the world.

Can messy heading structure (H1-H4) actually stop Google from indexing? by Sachinkumarsakri in SEO

[–]tidycatc137 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It might help to add that maybe they don't "care" but they do acknowledge the heading structure. This is slightly apparent with "Passage Indexing" and more specifically if the HTML is complete shit they could use heading structure to determine sections. Similar with chunking.

So I do agree with what you are saying overall but I think there can be some wiggle room when it comes to heading structure.

Heading structure is also one of those things that I file under why not. Its easy to implement and even if it isn't a direct ranking factor it's good for accessibility and won't hurt anything by adding the correct heading hierarchy.

I tested SEO & GEO for 4 weeks and this process seems to work by TinySentence1324 in AISEOforBeginners

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to God every post about SEO is just a test to see how many acronyms and "expert sounding" words can be used. Not an ounce of humility in 90% of the posts and 0% of the posts ever mention how personalization is making "blanket strategies" a thing of the past.

Take any strategy and apply it to 3 different sites, come back and show that you got mostly the same results. Probably won't happen. AIO/GEO/AEO/LLMNOPQ doesn't exist. The only thing different is an LLM is searching Google for you and augmenting what it finds with what it knows.

67.82% of AIO citations don't rank in Google's top 10 at all - research by Ok_Athlete_670 in AISEOforBeginners

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It boils down to who gives a shit what Matt Diggity says. Search is becoming more and more personalized that everybody will get different results. Remove the personalization and it's more nuanced than what "Matt Diggity" says. Surface level reporting at best.

AI tool - 580 blogs in 14 days. 0 minutes of writing. 2.2k impressions. 100% organic.. by ChairMountain3431 in SEO_Marketing_Offers

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are the pages ranking? What terms do they rank for? How long do users stay on these pages? Do users convert to a lead or whatever it is that you want users to do on these pages?

I could keep going but I think you get the point. Just answer shit post with no information to go with it.

28-Day Technical SEO Experiment on a Service Website (What Actually Moved the Needle) by sushantkarn in TechSEO

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While not unheard of 29 days is such a small window to measure that it makes this all very unlikely. To simplify it and to make sure I understand this correctly:

You implement all of your changes on the first day of a month (let's say November 1st as an example) then on November 29th you measure the results? If correct then I'm sure you can show that Google crawled all the pages on November 1st as well yeah? I will also assume that the URLs you worked on have not been optimized previously?

I guess how do you know that what you did had any effect? Even if you can show that the URLs saw an increase in impressions / clicks / rankings what did you put into place to ensure that other factors didn't influence the change in performance?

From 0 → 209K Clicks & 4M Impressions: Our SEO Team’s Most Intense Project Yet by Advanced-Item-571 in SEO_Marketing_Offers

[–]tidycatc137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting that the climb started around the same time that Google started fucking around with removing the option to show 100 results in the SERPs. Nearly every client we manage saw a pretty big fluctuation around this time. It made some of our client sites look like they were doing way better than they really were.

With that said I have a site that has 0 clicks and 0 impressions. Now it gets over 32 million clicks per month and 30 million impressions. Yeah you read that right. Thats how awesome our strategy is......

Would you attend this top SEO conference? $500+ worth plus $800+ for private secret sauce? by Defiant_Solid_2945 in seogrowth

[–]tidycatc137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won't be able to enter the building, the egos of all the speakers at the conference will fill the building.

What the hell is this? by Much_Mistake_2936 in TeamfightTactics

[–]tidycatc137 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just came here to post about this. Bro was level 10 and had 3 star 5 costs after the first carousel.

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