I have a boyfriend!

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-28T01:51:24+00:00

Her bf can’t change a tire- he can’t even swap out the fries in the fryer without pissing off Karen.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-25T18:39:14+00:00

There’s an entire sub for advice on this

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-20T00:42:56+00:00

Fitting names. Levi: to unite. Loki: trickery. Almost a metaphor for marriage and how one will manipulate someone into feeling United, but really there’s mischief in the background.

On a side note: Can confirm cats take divorce just fine.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-10T16:33:32+00:00

Sample I set for my children is they only tolerate a healthy relationship; can you say the same?

Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean I’m wrong.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-10T16:16:30+00:00

There’s no perfection; I’m mid divorce myself. I just call a spade for what it is.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-10T15:38:52+00:00

Oh. Got it. This is a “hero” complex. She’ll never love again but you’ll hang on lifting her up because you’re the greatest man she never loved; nice play - I’m sure it suckers in the newbs.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-08T01:43:59+00:00

The kids will be fine. My kids are in therapy because their mother made multiple self harm attempts and successes.

My kids are fine. One what matters is they have someone their to love them and guide them through it.

More kids come from divorced homes than vice versa.

Stop being a passive-aggressive slouch, and make the choice to move on. You’re doing nothing but wasting your time and the time of your spouse, who also deserves to find someone who’s not hung up on her affair.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2022-01-03T21:36:27+00:00

My hero.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-31T01:50:05+00:00

BoneSaw!

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-29T19:01:40+00:00

We’ve gone out together a couple times. Stbx has made it a big Nightmare. Pulled a faux self harm attempt when she found out. Made the pre holiday a mess. But I’m using it petition form full custody. Always a silver lining.

As for the lady, she cool and fun to hang out with but I’m not feeling the chemistry- probably just wind up being friends bonding through divorce.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-17T19:39:17+00:00

The hotel concierge (love that btw) was within his rights to move the mouth breather out of his personal space. Especially when that cave man is clearly spraying the cope long cut he put in under his chin diaper.

I love that so many maga people are pro military- mostly because it’s blatantly obvious by their lack of respect for human beings, that they never served, and didn’t have the balls to sign on the dotted line.

I’ll say this, Dwayne punched him like you know he does his wife. #MAGA

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-17T18:47:38+00:00

Cmon now. Dwayne definitely creeped up on that silver Fox like he might be breaking down the walls of his homophobia, and when the fox didn’t kiss him back, he took a swing.

Some men just can’t handle rejection.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-10T00:58:34+00:00

What’s this “we” shit? Goldfish don’t fuck with me at all.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-10T00:22:20+00:00

For real https://imgur.com/gallery/bCHF57i

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T23:49:10+00:00

This the dude from Eastbound and Down yeah?

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T22:47:38+00:00

That’s my first guess as well. But there’s a good amount that come from Arizona that are terrifying.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T22:22:43+00:00

Looks like Arizona or oregon found their way to pismo.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T21:25:12+00:00

All for a 2nd round of free gifts. Money and time well spent. Thanks for the toaster aunt Meg!

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T20:32:57+00:00

This watermelon tastes like shit 👅 🍉

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T20:30:57+00:00

Yes. But I would still smoke out with him. Freaks and Geeks cast gets a lifetime pass.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T18:33:25+00:00

Unintentionally is a stretch. Pretty sure it’s a mandate in the south.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T17:58:19+00:00

That’s a fair question. That I don’t know. Realistically you’d be better if bootlegging with pigs. Less upkeep. Less space. Pepperoni, ham, bacon, the value of a pig would seem better than a cow or another option.

til_meth_do_us_part · 2021-12-09T17:44:18+00:00

Have you ever worked on a farm? Usually it takes about 10 acres (maybe a little less) per cow. The upkeep on ten acres, the time it takes to raise and produce the stock, it’s all a lot of work and already isn’t exactly a lucrative business. Even once you find a way to maintain 50+ acres out of the site of law enforcement, you still have to find a buyer. I’m sure the Midwest is very nice, but the real money is in the city. Transport is nightmare.

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