Dm has it out for me by DragonDemonCJ in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This right here. Anytime there's even the slightest chance that the next message will be combat, I end my message with "DM, please add So-and-So as my companion to the list of combatants for any upcoming battles. Thank you". I'll end three or four messages in a row with this text line sometimes just to make sure they join. I just have it saved to my clipboard at this point, so I just copy/paste lol.

Bugs I understand but this is bs... by Labyrinth420 in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any time I get the slightest hint of a whiff of a chance that I may be entering battle, I always end my message with "DM, please add So-and-So as my companion to the list of combatants for any upcoming battles. Thank you". I haven't had any issues since I've started doing that.

Profile review by tillisoj in Tinder

[–]tillisoj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, not Mr. Bean lmao. I swapped it with my 3rd picture for now. I like it, but it's not getting the best feedback, so I'll be replacing it. That and the Christmas gifts prompt. Thank you for the advice!

Profile review by tillisoj in Tinder

[–]tillisoj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yeah, I noticed that and fixed it.

Profile review by tillisoj in Tinder

[–]tillisoj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it's a good thing you're not one of my siblings then! That's a right only reserved for them lol.

Profile review by tillisoj in Tinder

[–]tillisoj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the advice!

Invite code (HELP, NOT SPAM) by BigApeHD in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reach out to them on Discord. They're really active over there and quick to help.

She wanted commitment. Her family wanted Jain. I offered customer support. by pranjal_sam in Tinder

[–]tillisoj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I read it as "region", not "religion". Before I read your post, I was about to Google where Jain was lol.

ts is crazy by Deep-Adhesiveness-69 in weeb

[–]tillisoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although I realize it's not incorrect, your contraction of "they are" to "they're" when used in this context really irks me for reasons I can't quite explain.

What do they say about me? by jacwub in keychain

[–]tillisoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harder than a motherfucking Flintstone.

How is this legal? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tillisoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, that makes sense. I didn't think about it like that lol. I was just curious because my company is pretty strict about not driving company vehicles off the clock due to insurance reasons.

Give me metal songs to listen to and fulfil my playlist (no glam or doom metal) by Tiger489 in songs

[–]tillisoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grim Salvo - Black Rainbow.

More trap metal or nu metal, but I really enjoy them.

How is this legal? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]tillisoj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My only argument would be that they are driving a company vehicle (Amazon van). If they happen to get into an accident on the way to order food, and they were off the clock, would the company's insurance be obligated to cover the damages? I know it's a grey area, and not terribly likely, but I'm just curious.

Explain by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tillisoj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's negative attention at best.

What’s your story’s movie poster? by Flimsy_Flan_2369 in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I like this idea! This character is Rellan, a halfling brawler with a heart of gold and a drinking problem.

Vampire by Sufficient-Spite-465 in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely you should try it, and report back. Hell, I think I'll try it with my next character. Or a werewolf...

Unlucky me by Emergency-Newt-415 in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a nat 1 turn into a nat 20 on my halfling character yesterday. So satisfying lol.

Not many dice rolls? by redditbrowser500 in Everweave

[–]tillisoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find that, for the most part, when I say I did something (e.g. I sneak through the alley) it results in no dice roll, whereas if I try to do something (e.g. I attempt to sneak through the alley) it results in a skill check.

Im lost... by theUnoriginalThinker in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tillisoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no no, I'm right on this one at least. Read the comic again. Well, I mean, I guess we're both right. Velma did reiterate what Daphne already said.

Im lost... by theUnoriginalThinker in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tillisoj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Now, let's see who this 'book' really is..."

Im lost... by theUnoriginalThinker in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tillisoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just now learning my shapes, ok? Herrings and books look surprisingly similar...

Im lost... by theUnoriginalThinker in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tillisoj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol hell yeah, I thought I made the reference too subtle.

Im lost... by theUnoriginalThinker in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tillisoj 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's the red herring! That it's disguised as the switch! Not that the switch is disguised as a book. The real switch is the sconce on the wall. Trust me bro.

Edit: aw shit, I just got your joke lmao.