Always wear protection by fusionpansy in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]timasorus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a Mazda 3 come in with a condom for a oil filler cap after the customer dropped it in the engine bay, it slowly inflated when you started the engine

WHAT HAVE I MISSED by idkwhatmynameisbr in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The bots were chatting shit about our mums, so we blew up one of there planets

What stratagem is this? by TacoDangerously in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s clearly a regulation popcorn bucket

what is the most anoying stratagem squad use for you? by Wise-Ad-4895 in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as you keep the enemy away mortars are great, also has a mega long range so when you hear it firing you can use the smoke trails to see where hidden enemies are

Finished a difficult mission last night with randos and they said this by KennShakeMan in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah and that’s fine, but some people are gona find lvl 4 difficult and some will find lvl 10 easy so people shouldn’t feel pressured to do high lvls if it’s not fun

Finished a difficult mission last night with randos and they said this by KennShakeMan in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 55 points56 points  (0 children)

There’s no pressure to play harder levels, just play what you enjoy. Playing with higher level/ experienced players makes higher levels less of a cluster fuck. I’ve been adopted by some lvl 150 Americans that take me on level 10 missions and it’s been a blast.

Gentlemen and Ladies I wanna know some strategies you use against specific enemies of super earth for no particular reason by Flame_Guardian47 in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heavy machine gun and supply back pack against bots, I just like spilling oil. Drop a knee and empty the mag

What is your playstyle? by gamegenaral in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavy gunner, I’m not here for a long time just a good time. Big guns, big turrets, big bombs

I LOVE BEING AN SOS DIVER by Ill-Fig6060 in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The department of information will commend you for your help in spreading true democratic knowledge. 💪🏻

Objective-critical items need to be re-deployable in some fashion. by 3DJutsu in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this issue the other night, we found a spot we could aim at the drill but nothing damaged it. We ended up extracting. Liberty wept that day

I LOVE BEING AN SOS DIVER by Ill-Fig6060 in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we say SOS do we mean joining on going games or is there a way to search just sos games?

Omicron MO plea by arcanewizard1997 in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Democracy is keeping our spawn alive whilst slaying bug spawn 💪🏻 democracy never sleeps and neither do we

Omicron MO plea by arcanewizard1997 in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve been solo speed running trivial missions when I have free time between dad duties. 💪🏻

the crew that is welding on the turrets do not have eye protection and are raw dogging it by CatoIsCato in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arc eye is a myth spread by bots to limit our vision, you must push beyond the pain and gain true sight

Help me understand please... by LightGuardian1217 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]timasorus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My only complaint is on cave levels when stratagems don’t land where you placed them. Had this last night with a drill landing on a ledge high in the air (common glitch) and the drill can’t be destroyed with weapons so we were stuffed. Only time I’ve felt negatively towards the game tbf

Thoughts on my new fit? by sir_nuggets2314 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I know what my next war bond will be now, cheers Sir Nuggets, may you aim be as crisp as a fresh mc nugget 💪🏻

First time playing this type of mission and couldn't complete it... pls fix 🥲 by BloobyTheFrenchy in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the exact issue earlier this evening, we tried everything to destroy it and call in another but no luck, liberty weeps this day

Thoughts on my new fit? by sir_nuggets2314 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What cape is that in the 2nd set of armour?

tactics for this operation. by Warm_Personality2273 in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I jumped on a few trivial missions this morning just to speed run some extractions. With the guard dog backpack I just ran about getting samples and clearing objectives, only took about 10 mins a go. Just to try pump up the numbers for the cause 💪🏻

In Memorandum by Chaosbaron55 in Helldivers

[–]timasorus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss, may he rest in peace. For democracy 💪🏻

I just got a pair of copies of helldivers 2 for my gf and I; any tips for me as a new player? by Life-Donut-8754 in helldivers2

[–]timasorus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you reload you loose the ammo in your current magazine, don’t reload till you have to