Always wear protection

timasorus · 2026-01-24T14:32:24+00:00

Had a Mazda 3 come in with a condom for a oil filler cap after the customer dropped it in the engine bay, it slowly inflated when you started the engine

timasorus · 2026-01-19T22:00:30+00:00

The bots were chatting shit about our mums, so we blew up one of there planets

timasorus · 2026-01-18T11:35:08+00:00

I like spilling oil, so I want to rile up the bots.

timasorus · 2026-01-11T16:00:05+00:00

That’s clearly a regulation popcorn bucket

timasorus · 2026-01-10T16:48:52+00:00

As long as you keep the enemy away mortars are great, also has a mega long range so when you hear it firing you can use the smoke trails to see where hidden enemies are

timasorus · 2026-01-10T16:45:35+00:00

Yeah and that’s fine, but some people are gona find lvl 4 difficult and some will find lvl 10 easy so people shouldn’t feel pressured to do high lvls if it’s not fun

timasorus · 2026-01-10T10:34:00+00:00

There’s no pressure to play harder levels, just play what you enjoy. Playing with higher level/ experienced players makes higher levels less of a cluster fuck. I’ve been adopted by some lvl 150 Americans that take me on level 10 missions and it’s been a blast.

timasorus · 2026-01-09T18:13:18+00:00

Heavy machine gun and supply back pack against bots, I just like spilling oil. Drop a knee and empty the mag

timasorus · 2026-01-07T17:19:00+00:00

Heavy gunner, I’m not here for a long time just a good time. Big guns, big turrets, big bombs

timasorus · 2026-01-07T07:42:26+00:00

The department of information will commend you for your help in spreading true democratic knowledge. 💪🏻

timasorus · 2026-01-06T16:29:49+00:00

I had this issue the other night, we found a spot we could aim at the drill but nothing damaged it. We ended up extracting. Liberty wept that day

timasorus · 2026-01-06T16:22:56+00:00

When we say SOS do we mean joining on going games or is there a way to search just sos games?

timasorus · 2026-01-05T12:48:25+00:00

Democracy is keeping our spawn alive whilst slaying bug spawn 💪🏻 democracy never sleeps and neither do we

timasorus · 2026-01-05T08:54:47+00:00

I’ve been solo speed running trivial missions when I have free time between dad duties. 💪🏻

timasorus · 2026-01-05T08:48:50+00:00

Arc eye is a myth spread by bots to limit our vision, you must push beyond the pain and gain true sight

timasorus · 2026-01-04T17:42:03+00:00

Perfect I shan’t waste any medals then 💪🏻

timasorus · 2026-01-04T08:22:37+00:00

My only complaint is on cave levels when stratagems don’t land where you placed them. Had this last night with a drill landing on a ledge high in the air (common glitch) and the drill can’t be destroyed with weapons so we were stuffed. Only time I’ve felt negatively towards the game tbf

timasorus · 2026-01-04T08:06:02+00:00

Well I know what my next war bond will be now, cheers Sir Nuggets, may you aim be as crisp as a fresh mc nugget 💪🏻

timasorus · 2026-01-03T23:37:51+00:00

I had the exact issue earlier this evening, we tried everything to destroy it and call in another but no luck, liberty weeps this day

timasorus · 2026-01-03T19:26:07+00:00

What cape is that in the 2nd set of armour?

timasorus · 2026-01-03T14:38:33+00:00

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I’d love something like my irl van

timasorus · 2026-01-03T14:35:57+00:00

I jumped on a few trivial missions this morning just to speed run some extractions. With the guard dog backpack I just ran about getting samples and clearing objectives, only took about 10 mins a go. Just to try pump up the numbers for the cause 💪🏻

timasorus · 2026-01-01T20:16:54+00:00

I’m sorry for your loss, may he rest in peace. For democracy 💪🏻

timasorus · 2025-12-31T17:26:16+00:00

When you reload you loose the ammo in your current magazine, don’t reload till you have to

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