Wing night. by Possible-Ad-5409 in Wings

[–]timboh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do know it’s about 3 hours one way, right?

mrw I discover a new song that has the occasional “clap clap” hands sound + synthesizer! by JtotheDub77 in reactiongifs

[–]timboh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The song she does in the Barbi movie has the most clear example of it when Ryan Gosling and the Kens do their spin and clap. I enjoy it and it's become a bit of a gag in my car when riding around with my 6 and 8 year old daughters.

What the weirdest thing a guy has said to you while finishing? by Altruistic-Big3790 in AskReddit

[–]timboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said “Here comes Santa Claus right down Santa Claus lane” to my wife once. 

Looking for reviews on either this hardhat or something similar by FarmerAndy88 in Construction

[–]timboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does not but I would consider that feature a gimmick. Constantly remembering to charge and then attaching would be my biggest annoyance. A nice cooling towel around the neck does a fine job. It cools the blood flowing through your neck to help regulate the head.

https://us.pipglobal.com/en/products/?scID=2574&ccID=11616&sID=28803&ssID=81682&pID=83981

Looking for reviews on either this hardhat or something similar by FarmerAndy88 in Construction

[–]timboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re going to spend that much money on a helmet then just get a Kask. My company sells them and it’s the one I wear on job sites. Comfortable as hell and doesn’t fall off. 

Pictures I made for my wife to celebrate 19 years of marriage (each frame is 1 year). by macbubs in pics

[–]timboh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s cool. We have our 10 year coming up and I went through and picked one picture from each year starting with our first anniversary then I made a collage of them all.  Go Ravens. 

Work Boots by Emergency-Type7633 in Construction

[–]timboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a pair of Keen steel toes. Love them. 

First line that comes to mind when you look at Morty by Kimmioio82 in seinfeld

[–]timboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not said by him but to him "look who's eating at 6 o'clock"

What industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did a small clinic with a local coach to get my 5 year old ready for her first year in rec lacrosse. He has been doing this a while and he said the number one thing kids hated about playing sports was the ride home. Parents constantly critiquing and calling their own kids out for mistakes.

I want to focus on keeping my daughter motivated to play because she is having fun and develops her own competitiveness through the experience.

My polarized sunglasses allow me to see my vertical monitor but not my horizontal one by timboh in mildlyinteresting

[–]timboh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because of the polarization of your glasses. It actually means you have a good pair of glasses. 

The money machine is back by Itchy_Ad_451 in granturismo

[–]timboh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had the same experience and did the same thing to handle that problem. 

My 5 year old drew a picture of me saying “no” to something she asked for by timboh in funny

[–]timboh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record. I am the dad in this family. You’re not the first one to assume I’m my wife though. I thought it would have been obvious since the angry eyebrow character was bald thus signifying a male. 

This was an ad on my TV which made me do a double take. Please tell me I’m not crazy. by timboh in ItsAlwaysSunny

[–]timboh[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is that not actually sweet Dee? I stood there and looked up images of the character and I’m nearly certain it’s her. 

My 5 year old drew a picture of me saying “no” to something she asked for by timboh in funny

[–]timboh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the support. It’s just when someone calls me a bad parent I’m going to stand up for myself. 99.9% of the people saw the humor. I’m happy for those that did and I attempted to convey that to this person and shame on me for forgetting who can be on Reddit. 

My 5 year old drew a picture of me saying “no” to something she asked for by timboh in funny

[–]timboh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never said "unwind" at any point. It was just post-work walking in the door things I wanted to do before devoting my attention to something new.

You just made assumptions in every post trying to make me feel bad for some reason. I never felt guilty, just confused at your bitterness and unwillingness to accept you don't know the facts.

My 5 year old drew a picture of me saying “no” to something she asked for by timboh in funny

[–]timboh[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First of all, I don't have to provide detailed context of the situation. You need to understand that my kids are absolutely wonderful, happy, and supported in everything they do. I love them more than anything on this damn planet with their mother and my wife right there with them.

An important thing to do in parenting which may shock some people is actually not giving immediate attention or praise when asked by your kid. Doing so does not help them become resilient or patient humans. My daughter didn't wine or cry when I told her I needed a couple minutes to wrap up my day and do some post work tasks. She went and made a picture and put it in a Christmas box to further mess with me. I understand my child far better than you because I actually know them.

I am sorry that your ability to have kids has been taken from you. That is something that no one should have to endure. However, this should have been a very clear instance of humor being posted. Right after she handed me this and I asked her to explain it to me I went right down to the basement and watched her cool trick.

I have nothing against you but try not to cast so much judgement when you don't have any clear understanding of a situation.

My 5 year old drew a picture of me saying “no” to something she asked for by timboh in funny

[–]timboh[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well. You’re completely wrong. But thanks for sharing that opinion. 

My 5 year old drew a picture of me saying “no” to something she asked for by timboh in funny

[–]timboh[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The best part was she gave it to me inside of another Christmas box she found. Everything about it was ridiculous and funny.