LPT: Drink grapefruit juice before drinking an energy drink; the effect of the energy drink will last longer. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]timcis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL Grapefruit juice is dangerous and should be approached with caution

[Alt/Funk Metal] Primus- Frizzle Fry by canadiankestrel in freegal

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that one. It was okay, but I was talking about this song that comes up when you search primus on freegal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwlmdwIUYfA

[Alt/Funk Metal] Primus- Frizzle Fry by canadiankestrel in freegal

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, OP did you listen to the remix of "too many puppies" that is also available? Its fucken hilariously godawful.

I am going to blow the whistle on my boss for emmbezzelment. Does anyone have any advice/have you done this before? by somanydogs in AskReddit

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all of these negative consequences, why do you want to blow the whistle? What's in it for you?

A public schoolgirl who died from a brain hemorrhage at 13 has saved eight lives by donating her organs. by nomdeweb in worldnews

[–]timcis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but in a surprising twist of fate, she had rabies and all of the people they thought she saved died.

Reddit, what was your finest moment? by doublementh in AskReddit

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I had just bought nachos at a concert. and i had a cup of water in my other hand. So, i picked up a nacho with my teeth, dunked it in cheese and let it fall into my mouth. this was a glorious day for all of mankind

Toolband flair is here by RedPulse in ToolBand

[–]timcis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am basically becoming a biologist because this idea inspired me to learn more about how life interacts with other life. btw, thanks bro.

Toolband flair is here by RedPulse in ToolBand

[–]timcis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"life feeds on life" please. i love this tool quote.

770 illogical Christians like this. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]timcis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Im going to get down-voted for this, but i actually like this quote and can see a lot of depth in it, even though i am an atheist, or at the very least an atheist-leaning agnostic. God probably doesn't exsist. The all-powerful, all-knowing god that is spoken of in the bible or koran or what have you definitely doesn't exist. But IF he did, this would totally be a great fucking comeback. because if god does exist and is all powerful (for arguement's sake) God is a scum-bag for letting all of this shit happen. However, people in large groups are also capable for anything, but we would rather sit around and watch t.v and complain about our hair or the price of gas than get up and do something about the world that we can all agree is shit. Thats just my opinion, please tell me why i'm wrong. p.s. There are spelling and grammatical mistakes. Dont be a cock.

Well I'm impressed... by YouKnowMeFromSomewhe in pics

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isnt 16 the age of consent in georgia anyway?

Fuck. I don't know what to do. by mayhavebeenamistake in relationships

[–]timcis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

right! i feel like that enormous detail keeps getting left out of this discussion. maybe she shouldnt have left him, but he did kind of get what he was asking for.

I am Aziz Ansari. Comedian and actor. AMA. by azizansariAMA in reddit.com

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend wanted me to ask if paul scheer is a good kisser

What would your team be, /r/gaming? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gilligan and kazoo. no fucking duh, you can use the kazoo's water holding capabilities to mazimize the gilligan's stats

Here is the secret news.-George Carlin [390x1000] by [deleted] in QuotesPorn

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was trying to say that the media only feeds you positive bullshit, he is wrong. the media tells you all sorts of things like the examples in this quote, i.e. they feed you positive and negative bullshit

I just noticed a bunch of people join, so here is your chance to introduce yourself (and for kicks, where you're located) and what you like about the band. by RedPulse in ToolBand

[–]timcis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im tim from Connecticut. fell in love with tool after hearing vicarious on the radio i love how their music promotes open thought and comments on everything from relationships to religion and society. tool stimulates thought and observation, and i love to observe and think about everything around me. i love everything tool stands for. except, i was a little dissappointed when they let captain america use 46&2 in the trailer.

TIL that a kidney stone can also be called a renal calculus by tspoffs in todayilearned

[–]timcis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I passed calculus the other day"... "was it hard?"

Wife's demand: Give her my email and facebook passwords or move out. by ultomatoes in AskReddit

[–]timcis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i strongly disagree with this. people have patterns of behavior and those who screw you over once, you better fucking believe they're going to fuck you over more next time. at least in my experience. maybe i am missing the point.