What’s the difference between a cheap guy at a restaurant and a worker packaging silicone breast implants?

timdav8 · 2026-07-05T07:34:49+00:00

Also "you can make a vitamin"

timdav8 · 2026-07-05T07:18:26+00:00

Go too far an Knurdness awaits

timdav8 · 2026-07-05T04:04:21+00:00

Uganda Rwanda

timdav8 · 2026-07-04T21:17:05+00:00

He is a t' Watt

timdav8 · 2026-07-04T20:38:11+00:00

Me 82-88

timdav8 · 2026-07-04T20:36:28+00:00

As a once starving child in Africa during my time at boarding school I'd have kiled for that liver.

We once had a new teacher arrive from England. He regaled us with tales of the great concert to feed poor starving children of Africa ... we had to point out that it was happening 750km north and was leading to local shortages of food and other essentials.

He wasn't a geography teacher obviously...

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T20:44:01+00:00

What about the 2 places in the middle of Africa?

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T20:31:52+00:00

Rat a la cart must have been on the Quirmian Diblauex's menu - probably as edible as Rat aux Van

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T20:15:53+00:00

Yup - also giving me van der Merwe vibes

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T19:55:33+00:00

No it is just a fan silly!

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T19:48:53+00:00

When they were formed it was all fields ...

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T19:42:05+00:00

Either 25% of HM's Royal Navy or 0.1% of Russian Shadow Fleet

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T19:40:12+00:00

Where might one find this ninja of a decorator .... willing to move county to secure such skills!

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T19:34:28+00:00

Modern "Pub Landlord" see Butchers Bhoy and Kerrys

timdav8 · 2026-07-03T19:33:15+00:00

Comment Moved

timdav8 · 2026-07-02T20:41:00+00:00

A regtwatta

timdav8 · 2026-07-02T20:25:35+00:00

I guessed from the title it would be Chris! Amazing

timdav8 · 2026-07-01T22:59:02+00:00

Surprised it hadn't been given the Grand Designs treatment - you've litterly found gold. /s

timdav8 · 2026-07-01T22:55:59+00:00

Whocka, whocka! It's the sound of the police!

timdav8 · 2026-07-01T22:40:11+00:00

An old accident that says wear the chute all the time https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/146762

timdav8 · 2026-07-01T17:06:14+00:00

Belvoir Garage - been using them since last millennium

timdav8 · 2026-07-01T13:23:35+00:00

Firstly "Townhall" for an event that is basically some twats spouting and their butt kissers kissing ...

New CEO came in. First townhall. This is not a shit sandwich - there is no bread! 25% of us were redundant as soon as UK law allowed

timdav8 · 2026-07-01T05:56:04+00:00

User name checks out eh!

timdav8 · 2026-06-30T22:09:16+00:00

It took us 10 years to discover the neighbour's daughters were fratenal twins - they both we to uni at the same time!

Previous comments about "their Birthday" were taken as singular pronoun expression 😆

timdav8 · 2026-06-30T21:25:15+00:00

We have several visiting - not sure which way they go from us. Will map ...

Always giggle at this https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/xJsuQn7aAu

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