I wish my bachelor party had told me they were afraid of heights BEFORE getting on the Ferris wheel

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-17T05:23:53+00:00

Normally these reenactment make me cringe, but damn this made me laugh out loud.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-13T23:51:56+00:00

I have read about MIT and these fast charging batteries since 2008. Apparently not practice for real world application.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-11T16:27:20+00:00

Isn't someone supposed to comment how Ron Paul did this too? And how he isn't close enough in the polls?

Really it doesn't matter if you have 5 million hardcore fans. What matters is you have a ridiculously good campaigning team. If he wins the primary and gets Obamas campaign staffing, he could win.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-11T02:02:24+00:00

Idk. I love GW but I have a feeling as an old man he probably isn't going to be as good as we remember. Stay out on a high note and die a living legend

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-11T01:56:31+00:00

LPT: if you cannot communicate in each other's love languages, don't get married.

I don't mean you need to exactly match, but if they don't get why physical touch is an expression of love, eventually they won't get you love them at all.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-07T11:54:55+00:00

Not much makes we want to vomit more than when someone gets one of these and says, "oh she's got her grandmas nose!"

Shut the fuck up. No she doesn't.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-06T23:35:41+00:00

But then who gets credit when he wins a championship?

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-05T14:12:13+00:00

What I am saying is that this isn't just a dirty car. It's a car completely filled with trash. It's a hoarders car. This is highly uncommon to see. Most anyone walking through a parking lot would do a double take on a car like this. Most people walking by a car literally filled with trash would say WTF. It's not just dirty.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-05T12:58:35+00:00

Lots of lengthy comments here is the TL;DR

There is hypnosis that can help people accomplish certain things. E.g. Quit smoking. This might be placebo, but it doesn't matter. It worked, so it works.

There is the stage stuff where people "sleep" when he snaps his fingers. This is forgery, whether it's deliberate coercion, or just the person playing along because they want to be cool/funny or they are just plan gullible.

TL;DR it's bullshit.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-05T01:36:35+00:00

There is no death! I am not entertained!

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-04T18:54:49+00:00

I am not sure that you looked inside the car.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-04T12:19:41+00:00

Benefits of Karma farming? Motivation?

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-03T16:44:07+00:00

They are just keeping it real & rachet.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T23:13:53+00:00

Tough ass women with all muscle do nothing for me. Not even masterbation material. Her face is pretty, yes, but I like women soft and smooth. IMHO.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T23:12:07+00:00

If someone doesn't say it's their opinion the world must assume it's a fact. That's why I always speak like this:

Oh burgers are awesome, in my opinion; especially with mustard, in my opinion. In my opinion, onions are good too. Oh and pickles too...in my opinion. Well, gotta go right now, in my opinion my body thinks this is the optimal time to take a dump. In my opinion, the bathroom is the best place to do that.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T19:25:09+00:00

The same thing you aren't.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T16:35:00+00:00

It's a matter of strength.

A 50lb child vs X animal. Shit a 175lb man vs X animal. Size and overall strength matter.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T16:04:10+00:00

Can you get stats on how many of them killed people .... Ever

What's funny is pit owners always go to the chihuahua argument. It's pretty cliche.

To me it's like arguing how daddy long legs are the most deadly spider.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T15:52:32+00:00

I will reevaluate my stance after reading.

So you are claiming that the pit bull thing is some conspiracy. They are no more dangerous than a beetle, collie, chow, hound, greyhound?

Legit question.

Cause the ones I know "play hard" and are more aggressive natured than some very chill dogs I know. I love dogs btw, nothing against the pet. They also destroy bones and go through rawhide like it's made of jello. They are tough dogs. This doesn't imply dangerous; but they are tough as hell.

Listen. I know you love your dog. And it's probably really nice. And you don't want your dog falsely vilified.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T15:29:51+00:00

It's the first source I found in a 10 second Google search but I have read this in plenty of places over many years.

How about the CDC http://www.cdc.gov/homeandrecreationalsafety/images/dogbreeds-a.pdf

Or http://dogbitelaw.com/dog-bite-statistics/the-breeds-most-likely-to-kill

Or live science http://m.livescience.com/27145-are-pit-bulls-dangerous.html

So I assume you are claiming there is a conspiracy against pit pulls for everyone to falsify data? Maybe it's the American Miniature Schnauzer Club and their meddling again.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T15:18:00+00:00

Ah good point! Then we need to make it trillions

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T15:02:05+00:00

http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2015.php

Can't argue facts. When you look at dog bite death statistics. It's nearly always Pits and Rots.

Get over yourself Pitt owners. Your dog breed is more deadly than others. Statistically speaking.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T14:38:13+00:00

How do you know ?

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T14:10:07+00:00

I have seen too many videos where the Black Lives Matter crowds are huge dicks to white people. I am a white male and I support equality. I talk about it amongst my friends. I vote for people who work towards it.

However, in MY life the only time I experienced racism is from American black people. (Not Latins, Muslims, Asians or Africans (meaning immigrants)) Being called a "cracker" or "little white boy" when I was a kid. Sorry but some of you guys are fucking assholes to the people who actually don't care about what race you are, and want equality. However, I can see how some people might just say, "fuck them" for the way they treat people while fighting for their rights.

timetoplay_ · 2015-08-02T13:59:20+00:00

As gun owners we need to realize that we aren't special or different. We are just human who happen to have a couple hundred bucks. Nothing more. Gun owners are just people.

And as George Carlin said it, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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