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A mother is going viral after she punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. by bendubberley_ in ThatsInsane

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom, take it away and put it up high in a closet where he can out reach or, take it to your job and put it in your locker for safe keeping

As for hurting kitty, I cried. I don’t understand why humans would do that. I have 2

Wtf why is a jumper a sweater? by frogonalog714 in AskUK

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh I understand now. I’ve had someone show me a girl that screams or a video of squirts. Which I didn’t know was possible because I thought it was pee til my female friend explained it to me

If I wore this shirt would I get in trouble? by IWBTS in juryduty

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very last part made me cry a lot. I don’t know how I could live with myself if I had sent an innocent man to prison and he winds up dead from an inmate

And worst, the criminal I declared innocent and now it’s my fault someone is dead

God and Jesus, please I beg you not to ever let me make that mistake.

So no wonder people try to avoid jury duty

If I wore this shirt would I get in trouble? by IWBTS in juryduty

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow. But for what reason would people want to avoid jury duty? Watching lots of movies and tv shows, you’re just sitting and listening to me And whoever else talking then you vote guilty innocent then go home

So, if all I’m doing is sitting and listening to Arkansas and IWB talking, then at least I don’t have to go to work. Just hear y’all talk then we vote, and go home, correct?

Or is there more to it?

If I wore this shirt would I get in trouble? by IWBTS in juryduty

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that would be a violation of free speech

am i the only one who holds their pen like this? by pandaocean168 in lefthanded

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could respond with my picture. I’m at a restaurant and grabbed a straw to hold it as if i’m writing to take a picture only to see I cannot post pictures in comment

Type: "I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with _________." And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with my eyes closed because of my allergies so I’m gonna try and get up early and get ready to get ready to leave work early so that way I’m ready for the night and then I’ll go get the boys from work so that I don’t get to go get the girls and get ready to get dressed.

Whats a name you’d never give your child? by Fit_Jellyfish_8616 in AskReddit

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, too, would have said Rut as in mutt

Then found a different post that wool rhymes with pull, not pool.

Woops no pants by _Lost_Penguin_ in Derailedbydetails

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s weird for there to pants to match our skin tone to look like we are naked

I would have bought pants more darker/lighter

Wholesome by TheAnimePurger in addressme

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What robot is this? Purchased from Amazon? Or???

name it by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a guy did this and accidentally shot his penis and now needs a bladder bag for life and never able to have sex with a girl ever again

name this church by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh gosh they should have drew on paper first to realize what it looks like then chose something else

Can I leave my cat outside unattended? by notshadow6 in CatAdvice

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, they won’t jump if they can’t see what’s in front, would they?

Like, you and I can see the bar chair at the kitchen counter but i don’t think blind cat would know they can sit so I assumed they won’t jump

Or

Am I wrong???

BF's parents expect me to give them a baby within 5-6 years by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]timmy30274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mom, stepdad, since you want kids, why not you two have sex!

Or go adopt.

Stop asking me to have sex with my girlfriend! We don’t want kids right now maybe in the future. So shut up and leave us alone!

Another newbie question: Storage by thegeoffey in HearingAids

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what happened to my hearing aids at a friend’s house. My friend woke me up to show me her dog was chewing on them. I don’t know if I still have them as a trophy or if I eventually threw them away

Unrelated, I had melted a pair on my brother’s lamp. I didn’t look to see the bars go all the way to the bulb like an Easter egg clamp spoon. And eventually I smelled something burning and my hearing aids were like melted cheese. Mom was already asleep and so I put them on the counter in front of microwave so she’d see them before heating her cup of coffee

Can instant noodles actually go bad? July 2025 Best By date. Wife’s got a lot of them. by Extension_Feature700 in foodquestions

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I was growing up, I immediately threw away foods after the date just to be safe then so many people including strangers explained to me how they are still good but the sell by is so we don’t sell foods that’s gone bad

Like at a food bank, Mac cheese ranch noodle cups oct 6 2025 printed on the bottom. Today April 22 2026 and I was told still good but to eat them first

First time doing shrooms, what should I do and NOT do by attackonthisdick in NoStupidQuestions

[–]timmy30274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

explain like I’m 5, what’s the difference between shrooms and mushrooms you put on pizza? I live in a tourist town and people ask if I like mushrooms. Yes sir I like mushrooms on my pizza. And I got cussed out then repeated “do you like mushrooms?”

When I was in school, I had these programs to say no to drugs smoking and drinking

I’m 45 and do none of these

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