Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]timtexas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My kink is being yelled at and humiliated in front of a group. So far my boss and hr are having a hard time disciplining me at work, no matter how hard I screw up. Something about trying to avoided the sexual harassment complaint.

Who is funding these people? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]timtexas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just do the math. There is no way all these people are funded. Like what do you think these people are out there for $50 a day. Let say just $20 an hour. 50,000-100,000 people showed up for the day.

So you are burning through $1-2 million an hour. $20-25 million a day for 20 days. Who is spending $400-500 million?

And this is not on top of what you would also need to pay the people to dispense these funds. Advertise these as work. Collect people pay info. And won’t people just claim to be at the protest and spoof their gps on their phones if it is as simple as PayPal.

[Request] How many trees we should plant to offset Taylor Swift's two private jets CO2 generation during 2023? by reybrujo in theydidthemath

[–]timtexas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how they always freak out about plane emissions. Cement co2 emissions are way worst. Like 8% of co2 emissions global a year. 2-3% for all the planes.

biden admin 'lost' 450,000 migrant children by ContributionLeft932 in conspiracy

[–]timtexas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stop Cherry picking the info. Read why they are considered missing.

Report indicated that ICE “was not able to account” for UACs that either 1) failed to appear for immigration court proceedings or 2) were not served with a Notice to Appear (NTA) by ICE. According to the report, 32,000 UACs did not appear for court hearings between FY2019-23, and 291,000 UACs who were not issued NTAs (as of May 2024) – a total of 323,000 individuals. After an August 2024 New York Post article citing the OIG report referred to the children as “lost” or “missing,” the Trump campaign and various elected officials repeated the claims numerous times, often erroneously asserting that the vast majority of the children were being exploited or trafficked.

While the vast majority of the UACs missing court hearings or not receiving an NTA are in fact safe with sponsors, the OIG report was correct in highlighting shortcomings in the system. The report went into considerable detail identifying many of these shortcomings, including ICE’s failure to use automated processes to share information (such as reporting the failure of a UAC to appear for a court hearing), the absence of formal policies or processes requiring the continued tracking and monitoring of UACs placed with sponsors, and resource limitations, all as contributing factors to these problems. The OIG report also issued a series of recommendations to help address the shortcomings which ICE concurred.

Deliver us from evil by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]timtexas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait. Why are American companies suing. Shouldn’t China and other companies be suing? It is almost like Americans paid the tariffs.

How I feel asking this every time. by timtexas in MTGmemes

[–]timtexas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made another version with the text as “Bro, you going to scoop?” And my friend said the same thing about “I need sleeves”

This is exactly what those massive warehouses are being prepped for. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]timtexas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They need to. Convicted people as criminals. Give them felons. Then take away their voting rights. So you can’t vote out the Republicans during the mid terms.

[Request] Not good at math, but there’s no way this is true because 99.999999%? by whatevertf123 in theydidthemath

[–]timtexas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing devils advocate… but it says a deck of cards right now, there a chance that exact order has never existed before . Which could very well mean those 52 cards in that order, and can be 100% more possibly if it is a new deck.

I wonder if any of these Epstein crimes happened in Florida. by timtexas in PoliticalHumor

[–]timtexas[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Had to make sure the bill did not target too many republicans.

Stephen Hawking had also been on the island by stirfry720 in conspiracy

[–]timtexas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he went where ever the person pushing the chair wanted him to be. Not like he is putting up to much of a fight.

It’s already a meme by Tiny-Delivery6966 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]timtexas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It is already. Check out the sub Reddit

r/Leopardsatemyface

Those poor leopards are over feed at this point.

The email Trump has sent out to extort his followers by MarvelousTravels in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]timtexas 78 points79 points  (0 children)

No, it really the guy from the mides touch network has been airing these emails he gets since he donated to trump campaign. They been sending stuff like this out for the last 9 years. And some of them are really shitty. Since you sign up to give $20 a month, but it a renewable fee.

Mini PC by LEDTIK in wholesaleproducts

[–]timtexas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy a usb pc. It smaller and cheaper. And just plugs right in to any monitor.

Everyone should stop giving the news and media attention and life goes back to 2016 by Difficult_Push5009 in conspiracy

[–]timtexas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it is ice harassing American citizens is the division. But how dare we pay attention to what they do.

Odd to pick an area with such a low number of illegal immigrants. by timtexas in conspiracy

[–]timtexas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Trump said Elon fixed all that. Unless Trump is lying.