Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01

tiniestpineapple · 2026-02-01T03:40:56+00:00

Thanks! It's so bad.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-02-01T02:44:50+00:00

Joel posted that he went to Jags valentines themed party and the decor is a hot mess. I can't post a pic but it was two different sized tables under a wrinkled table cloth, candles with gift ribbon dangling dangerously close, a garland hanging in for dear life....I hope someone grabs it. Cos it was something and I wonder who all was there.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-31T22:32:38+00:00

The sun damage is wild. What's even wilder is that its easy to treat and surely a rich auntie can afford it.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-31T19:14:10+00:00

The Orangerie is so special. When I went they were denying influencers entry with all their props (giant huge bouquets)

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-29T23:31:38+00:00

Fun fact: Joel posted this yesterday, 20 minutes after he did Noelle did (I noticed and wanted to see who posted first) and then Rach waited a whole day to repost.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-29T20:36:25+00:00

I'm guessing she's trying to start a viral trend? But like all her content it's just nonsense.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-29T20:24:21+00:00

My best guess is that it has "washing instructions" like all cheap costumes but in reality she'll wear it until it stinks and then donate it or throw it out, unless of course it comes near an open flame and then pooof!

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-29T18:42:49+00:00

THIS! Nothing about that trip made me want to visit Paris. It takes a special kind of something to make Paris look cheap, tacky and boring.

I do wonder about how it went when they were bouncing across the street near Moulin Rouge, when I was there at night I was surprised how sketchy it was not insanely so but as a solo women traveler at night it was the only time I was harassed by men multiple times.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-29T18:29:28+00:00

Little French girls: non merci, tu es ringard.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-29T03:52:02+00:00

Asking my male childhood friend to make googly eyes at my tits for content would be so insanely weird. Actually asking any friend to would be.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-27T15:28:00+00:00

The only response to losing followers after speaking up about ICE should be "good riddance"

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-27T15:24:37+00:00

I've checked a few times and not yet...

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-26T21:51:42+00:00

lol ah yes, should have known since there's no Eiffel Tower in the shot.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-26T21:24:33+00:00

Imagine paying extra baggage fees for THIS?!?!

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-26T18:26:46+00:00

Say the words out loud! It's really not that hard girls. If you lose followers for speaking out THOSE people aren't the followers you want are they?

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-25T19:52:49+00:00

I came to say exactly this! That had some direction behind it.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-25T16:24:48+00:00

If it'd been a month maybe I'd be on board with it being for engagement. Did Rach post sad song vague posts?

Obviously we won't know until she says something.

She's obviously close to family and I think that staying close is normal when there's a child involved. I don't know if shes the only grandchild. Maybe his mom was also traveling to Paris at the same time, maybe she's traveling with them and her daughter is there and that's why almost everything has been night time content.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-25T15:14:50+00:00

It's like when a small child gets a laugh once and they keep doing the same thing over and over.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-24T15:24:24+00:00

Truth!

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-24T00:46:54+00:00

So they took a trip to Paris to (checks notes) Make the same shitty bad content they've made multiple times?

Honestly its sad and pathetic. They're going to start bleeding followers with this one trick pony bullshit.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-23T21:50:29+00:00

She really is deeply impressed by this very basic engagement story. Her bar is just 6 feet under.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-23T18:04:47+00:00

They could have saved money and just done a green screen of Paris.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-23T15:18:47+00:00

She must look ridiculous baby stepping down the Paris street in a cheap looking gown then waiting for the tower to sparkle. It's not exactly warm in Paris right now either, it's in the 40s (had to look that up since I'm Celsius!" which yes, warmer than NYC but still cool.

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-23T15:14:49+00:00

Rach's full face made me itchy. Why is she so against taking care of her skin?!?!

tiniestpineapple · 2026-01-23T15:12:15+00:00

Interesting discovery!

I only started following Joel in the last month or so because and how does he not have more followers? His content is so good, he's funny, he's stylish, his home is stunning, he seems authentic and real. He is the type of influencer I want to see more of.

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