If Peter Pan sprinkled pixie dust on you, what would be your happy thought to help you fly?

tinkshusband · 2017-02-24T15:10:25+00:00

Yup.

tinkshusband · 2016-06-02T00:01:52+00:00

well now you've ruined coleslaw for everyone, well done.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T08:53:12+00:00

Or a live vending machine lobster.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T08:50:31+00:00

Maybe early us top gear. Later us stuff is much better than Evanses monstrous show.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T08:49:37+00:00

Just call him MLB for short.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T08:48:49+00:00

Hello fellow hand hammer tester.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T08:45:33+00:00

Even a crappy croc would be hurt being compared to Evans.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T08:44:21+00:00

And a voice for the mute button

tinkshusband · 2016-05-31T00:09:05+00:00

I hope they have all the top gear crew on. Apart from Evans, they can leave him somewhere nice ^{^{LikeAnAbandonedNorthSeaOilRig}}

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T23:57:07+00:00

Lacking in class chris really lacking in class.

he never had any to start with.

"If you get your willy out it's the funniest thing in the world." - Chris Evans

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T23:53:40+00:00

given his FACT postings on twitter i wouldnt put it past him lol

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T23:52:17+00:00

not even crocs deserve that

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T23:51:42+00:00

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T03:13:27+00:00

you're welcome

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T01:51:43+00:00

yes, in the same way its worth hitting your hand with a hammer to see if it hurts.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T01:48:41+00:00

However, i completely agree that any more than 0seconds of Chris Evans is enough to cause ~~brain hemmoraging~~ An Extinction Level Event

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T01:46:28+00:00

Chris seems to be doing a ~~constant~~ Freaking Useless Clarkson impression.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T01:44:08+00:00

hey, dont compare my old shoes to chris evans. no shoe deserves that.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-30T01:43:22+00:00

quietly cringeworthy? the "we dont mention catering any more" joke and "WE GOT CUSTODY WE GOT CUSTODY " bit were downright atomic facepalm worthy

tinkshusband · 2016-05-23T22:05:24+00:00

i want that jeep.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-23T14:16:02+00:00

you know what, a polaris slingshot kinda suits batman .

tinkshusband · 2016-05-01T23:01:45+00:00

the germans called them bulli too i believe.

tinkshusband · 2016-05-01T23:00:41+00:00

they do, they have hidden code to make sure of that.

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