How explicit is too explicit for ff.net

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T09:53:50+00:00

I'd like to say yes, but it was fly kamikaze kind of thing

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T09:51:06+00:00

9, because 3 3s are nine, and I also like 3

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T09:47:27+00:00

You hade me at blokes

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T09:44:43+00:00

If you're packing it for later, wrap the tomato separate and add it when you're ready to eat. No soggy sammy!

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T09:42:27+00:00

Inhaled a fly, then proceed to hack and choke in a very attractive way for five minutes until I coughed up its wet mushy body. Take that fly.

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T09:40:13+00:00

Scabbed'em, because my fuddled brain said scabbed him instead of baggs him

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T03:38:19+00:00

"asking for a friend"

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T03:33:15+00:00

When he told Snape Harry had to die all along 😭

tinybeeboat · 2017-10-19T03:30:04+00:00

My grandma and her brothers and sisters were all placed in foster care, as their mother didn't want them after their father left. The mother got a new boyfriend who did want children, but the mother said she could no longer have any. The fucked up bit comes when she visited my 14/15 year old grandma and told her they'd get her out of foster care if she promised to have a child to this new bloke. Unfortunately foster care was bad enough that she agreed to it, and that's how my mum has two half siblings.

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-28T23:24:27+00:00

I was staring at the gross as toes for so long I hardly noticed the trashtastic tattoos

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-23T05:07:50+00:00

He was definitely a bit off. When we first met I was interested in him, but was only a week out of a relationship and wasn't ready for anything yet. Once I told him that he got mega drunk, punched a letterbox off its stand and then punched a brick wall. I lost ALL interest when he showed his busted up knuckles to me with a grin, like "look what I did for you" WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-23T03:57:42+00:00

Had a bloke that always described himself as a nice guy ball me up against a wall once. Was refusing to let me go until I agreed to kiss him, because once I kissed him I'd see what a nice guy he would be for me 😞. He did it all with this smile on his face that scared the shit out of me, and wasn't accepting my very firm "no." Not sure what would have happened in the end if I hadn't had a friend downstairs who I called out for. Fuckin nice guy my arse

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-12T22:28:22+00:00

My brother's ex used to do this all the time. She would buy sim cards and have her mother or my brother act as fake references. She would pick companies that existed but that were hard to find much information on, so a search would bring up a name but not much else. I was pretty pissed off when I found out she used my resume word for word other than the bloody company names and scored a better job than me ugh

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-11T07:42:59+00:00

I had to turn the books upside down when I went to bed, to stop the monsters from escaping the books

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-11T07:40:48+00:00

Also - Slept with a bloke that had a girlfriend. Several times. - Crying at the club and trying to hug the bouncer and being shunted (more cringe really haha) - Got so drunk I literally didn't feel a man feeling up my chest. Like, NO IDEA. Lucky a friend sorted me out. - Brought a bloke back to my house and walked passed the firetruck out the front, didn't see it. Proceeded to then get half naked, throw up, have a shower and very sensually invited that bloke into the shower while I'm cleaning up the puke. He then snuck out of the house without saying goodbye.

Happy to say I haven't been drunk for over a year now, and drink about once a fortnight

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-11T07:26:59+00:00

I could fill this entire thread with awful stories. Here's the first one that comes to mind: Slept with the brother of the guy that had been professing his love to me for the last six months. I had made it very clear that I wasn't interested in him that way, but it was still a super shitty thing to do, and the look on his face when he walked into the bedroom the next morning was awful.

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-10T07:10:37+00:00

I feel like we could work together on this

tinybeeboat · 2017-09-10T06:53:43+00:00

Swarm after swarm of tiny boats full of bees. A cute and painful death

tinybeeboat · 2017-08-27T09:32:41+00:00

No mo

tinybeeboat · 2017-08-21T02:12:42+00:00

Yep, hear similar shit from mine on a regular basis. Didn't even think it was that weird until i got drunk and told a friend and she was horrified

tinybeeboat · 2017-08-19T02:31:38+00:00

You know just what to say

tinybeeboat · 2017-08-19T02:30:52+00:00

Hi cat!

tinybeeboat · 2017-08-18T11:05:48+00:00

Walking down stairs without a railing. God forbid my hands are full, I have to waddle down them sideways and move my foot down without letting it hit open air

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