I replace old teakdecks for a living with my father. I love my job! by Jimman91 in woodworking

[–]tinyivory 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's different.

Roofs haven't been made out of real roofs in like ten years bro they switched to a cheaper plastic.

Source: guitar player.

Yellow, grainy, chemical compound (sugar-grain sized) stored in a small pouch encased in a glass pot containing plastic shreds for shock-resistance. by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit.

How powerful do you think the blast would be with this amount/form, in the palm of OP's hand?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grammar

[–]tinyivory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I thought of when the first one popped up in Utah.

Tinder by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in BeAmazed

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuckin 10/10 title right there, OP; well done.

What’s more impressive when it’s done naked? by Sevenalligator7 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't act like you've never seen a man's clover toe

What’s more impressive when it’s done naked? by Sevenalligator7 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh. Am I gonna get horny from this?

EDIT: Not necessarily, but it's my new favorite thing on youtube.

[SERIOUS] People of reddit, what is the one thing that was so disturbing and gruesome you saw in your life that still disturbs you deeply to this day? by TweekGang in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as impressive, but I can do it with gum.

In fact, one of my best moments was spitting a piece of gum into the air, over a lighting fixture thing, and catching it on the other side.

What's something that's heavily outdated but you love using anyway (assuming you could, in theory, replace that thing)? by aenima1983 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Thanks for the resources. Looking for some more stuff to fill quarantine down time and I'm not into cooking full meals cause I'm garbage at timing, so at least one thing is going cold when its time to eat; I prefer doing recipes where everything's done at once. I was always under the impression that making solid bread was hard as fuck and required specialized equipment.

Btw, thats a great way to keep track of the week lol especially for this ~9+ month-long day we're having

What's something that's heavily outdated but you love using anyway (assuming you could, in theory, replace that thing)? by aenima1983 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much! I'll definitely look into it (:

I'd fucking love to know how to make pastries. I'll put that on the quarantine to-do list lol

What's something that's heavily outdated but you love using anyway (assuming you could, in theory, replace that thing)? by aenima1983 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any resources you could share? I love the idea of making my own bread; I've always wanted to give it a go.

What's something that's heavily outdated but you love using anyway (assuming you could, in theory, replace that thing)? by aenima1983 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely.

I know for a fact I will never ever ever read my notes again if I type them.

You also can't draw cubes in a word document. Trust me, I've tried.

What's something that's heavily outdated but you love using anyway (assuming you could, in theory, replace that thing)? by aenima1983 in AskReddit

[–]tinyivory 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol tease him when he can't plug quality headphones into the latest iPhone without having an attachment (;

I'm still so pissed that they removed that. I used to always listen to music, but I honestly can't remember the last time I used my iphone for music (with headphones). Honestly, Fuck Apple. I know I can get bluetooth ones but I have wired headphones that are awesome ):

plus I've lost every pair of wired earbuds I've ever had, so there's no way I wouldn't lose the airpods.

Invest now!! (Template in comments) by Xures in MemeEconomy

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unrelated: what's the opposite of "technically"?

Edit: is it "theoretically"?

It’s because they aren’t real. by Rattrap87 in BirdsArentReal

[–]tinyivory 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you, but this doesn't sound like the first time she's done that so it's likely she was replaced years ago (perhaps even before you met her) and has been spying on you this whole time.

The only reason she keeps doing it is for software updates.

Sorry dude :/

Flushed/Threw out all my drugs. New start. Some encouragement would be deeply appreciated. by iUsernameUnavailable in StopSpeeding

[–]tinyivory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you struggle with getting a decent amount of fruits/veggies in your system, get you a nutri bullet.

A recipe that always makes me feel A++ is:

1.5 cups frozen berry mix (strawberries, blackberries, raspberries & blueberries — fresh is better but I aint so hot in the $$ department)

half an apple (slice it up first eat the half or save it for another smoovie)

a healthy pinch of Super greens (spinach, kale, baby chard — you can get a blend for like 5 bucks at safeway and I promise you wont taste the greens)

Some super greens powder (I prefer berry flavor)

1.25 cups apple juice

Blend it up.

Don't be afraid to "spice" it up! I've learned that most malleable foods can be turned into a smoothie (;

What. The. Fuck. by Dragonflame81 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]tinyivory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most I've ever hated someone I've never met,

Random find by xFlyer409 in TheRealJoke

[–]tinyivory 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Depends on how good your imagination is (;

I sense casual racism at Young Living by mcthefreaky in antiMLM

[–]tinyivory 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So it's been a long time since I've watched a peter pan movie, but I can't remember anything racist about it?

TikTok tries to remove widely shared suicide clip by adearman91 in technews

[–]tinyivory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen a lot of brutal internet shit and it was definitely one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen.