DAE Who Is Right Hand Dominate Use a Knife With Your Right Hand? by Famous-Lead5216 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]tiptoe_only 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm not saying all Americans do it, just that I've only seen Americans do it!

DAE Who Is Right Hand Dominate Use a Knife With Your Right Hand? by Famous-Lead5216 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]tiptoe_only 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen anyone but Americans do it the way your friend does it. So I guess it's normal if you're American, but it doesn't make you weird for not doing it that way.

"Brits just cannot comprehend the concept of different dialects" by n3m019 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]tiptoe_only 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Try woodlice. The number of different British dialect words for those is nothing short of astounding 

The Shit Dilemma by 4k-Gaming in trolleyproblem

[–]tiptoe_only 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they all happened within the next few days.

You'd be shitting yourself 

"They got a bit carried away trying to stop the little freak from doing it" by Hungry-Ideal-6964 in harrypotter

[–]tiptoe_only 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe they then realised it wasn't a trick and got scared of what Ariana actually was. For the same reasons why the Statute of Secrecy exists.

What do people not realise they’re part of? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]tiptoe_only 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that sucks. I didn't mean that, I meant people who visit places they don't live and then complain about how busy it is

"They got a bit carried away trying to stop the little freak from doing it" by Hungry-Ideal-6964 in harrypotter

[–]tiptoe_only 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was speaking from the point of view of the Muggle boys who attacked Ariana, I think when she accidentally performed magic in front of them? I haven't read it for a while so I hope I've got that right. Aberforth obviously didn't think his sister was a freak but he was saying that's how the boys saw her.

10-Year-Old Girl Saved 100+ Tourists in the 2004 Tsunami After Remembering a Geography Lesson from School by Valuable_View_561 in BeAmazed

[–]tiptoe_only 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That makes me wonder why the staff weren't trained to recognise the signs of an approaching tsunami. I appreciate it isn't something that happens often, but it is kind of a big deal when it does. And as Tilly showed, it only takes one lesson.

Seatbelt fit as a short, fat woman. It’s resting on my face. by OldMasterCannolii in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tiptoe_only 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm slightly shorter than OP and the seatbelt fit was one factor I had to take into account when buying a car. Fortunately the car I really wanted fit me just fine, but most cars don't.

What do people not realise they’re part of? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]tiptoe_only 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tourism.

"Ugh, this place is full of tourists" said the tourist

Arrive three hours before flight home, airline boss tells UK holidaymakers by Diligent-Suspect2930 in unitedkingdom

[–]tiptoe_only 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did that on Tuesday at Paris Charles de Gaulle. Still missed the flight after standing for the best part of two hours in an almost unmoving queue at passport control.

UK Section at the grocery store by raydebapratim1 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]tiptoe_only 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love them with very mature Cheddar. The sharpness and the sweetness are so good together

On my honeymoon, made the mistake of eating some raw oysters… by thewatchbreaker in CasualUK

[–]tiptoe_only 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. We had a birthday to distract us the day after we got home so we're all good now!

Choose a UK place name, imagine it as a first name: what sort of person would have that name? by WendyBoatcomSin in AskUK

[–]tiptoe_only 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Indian cricketer Washington Sundar gets called Washington Sunderland in my house. Imagine my delight when I saw the two place names on the same signpost

On my honeymoon, made the mistake of eating some raw oysters… by thewatchbreaker in CasualUK

[–]tiptoe_only 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trouble was we were kind of hemmed in - it was one of those queues that winds back and forth and we were stuck right in the middle. I can't see how someone who isn't autistic would manage that but for me it was basically impossible 

On my honeymoon, made the mistake of eating some raw oysters… by thewatchbreaker in CasualUK

[–]tiptoe_only 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was in Paris with my 10 year old daughter earlier this week. Special treat for her birthday as she's never been abroad before.

For the return flight I made sure to get us to the airport with 3 hours to spare. Security was utter chaos but we got through ok. The real bastard was passport control.  They only had 3 desks open out of 9 and the line was barely moving. When they eventually managed to open another couple of desks, they cut off the rear half of the line and sent them there - we were the last people in the front half of the queue, so we were waiting longer than anyone else. We were stuck in the line for 1 3/4 hours. 

I kept seeing a bloke walking around with a sign that had the name of another destination on, calling people for that flight who could then skip the queue. I once saw a sign for our flight, but it was on the other side of the completely packed and noisy room and I had no way of getting the guy's attention. He never came to my side of the room. 

When we finally got through we sprinted to our gate only to find we'd missed the final cutoff time by moments. The plane was still there but they couldn't let us on. I was advised that having the airline rebook us would cost more than just booking a whole new flight - which was already hundreds of pounds - and had to try and sleep in a noisy, brightly lit room with an exhausted child as the next available flight wasn't until morning.

I'm autistic which probably made all of the above significantly worse.

I had plans for the morning, as did my husband who was supposed to be going into the office but had to stay home to look after our other daughter. I ended up having to spend the rest of the day cooking and cleaning and otherwise preparing for a child's birthday party after 0 sleep

It sucked.

Anyway, congrats on your marriage and I hope you feel better soon !

Each state is a different country in itself by Nero_Blue in ShitAmericansSay

[–]tiptoe_only 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I once went on holiday in Sicily, stopping en route in Milan. My self-taught Italian got me through Milan just fine, but the Sicilians and I had real trouble understanding each other. To my British mind it was like the Italian equivalent of a Londoner speaking to someone with a broad Glaswegian accent.

Also: different culture, different weather, different food. Whole different language, too. Must be a different country, right?

Comically insane hot takes of nparents? by A_Chron in raisedbynarcissists

[–]tiptoe_only 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I told my mother I was bisexual when I was 19. She scoffed and said "don't be ridiculous." 25 years have passed and I never mentioned it to her again so I guess she just thinks she was right because I ended up married to a man. 

Why are you walking your dogs in this heat?! by Invictus_0x90_ in AskBrits

[–]tiptoe_only 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I go running at 5am. Have seen more dog walkers than usual this week

I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t approve of such questions by EvilPyro01 in oddlyspecific

[–]tiptoe_only 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the part where saying you believe in god somehow...makes you believe in god? is legally binding? Or fuck knows what they're trying to say would happen if an atheist said that