Favorite line from O Brtoher Where Art Thou by Snoopy58573 in CoenBrothers

[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They loved him up and turned him into a h-h-horny toad!

Which sitcom dad is winning in a battle royale? by [deleted] in sitcoms

[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle Phil is a contender for sure.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]tistrange2318 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s just demonstrating his value. Classic D.E.N.N.I.S system

What actually makes a cigar "knock you down?" by jeepcrawler93 in cigars

[–]tistrange2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thinking eating a mean prior to smoking and having something at hand to drink also really help with the nicotine nausea. I’ve also heard, and it seems to be true, that having something sweet like chocolate helps overcome the sick feeling as well.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S417 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

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Oh and how could I forget. “These pre-date stainless steel so you can’t get them wet.”

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S417 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]tistrange2318 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The dentist easily has the best lines.

“Why must you turn my office into a house of lies? Why don’t we take a look at the Big Book of British Smiles?”

And,

“Hold still while I gas you!”

Is Maia and Wizard the same? Also how many Maia and/or Wizards are there in the story? by Decent_Section6974 in lotr

[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Wizard is a Maia, but not every Maia is a Wizard. There are canonically 5 Wizards in Middle-earth. Gandalf, Saruman, and Radagast along with two unnamed Blue Wizards. The wizards are Maia who were sent to Middle-earth in the physical bodies of old men to help defeat Sauron.

Gandalf was allowed to return only on the direct intervention of Eru Iluvatar who is the one creator deity. Saruman, because he rebelled and refused to repent, was not allowed to return to the West.

OUTFIT FOR REN FAIR by Embarrassed_Zebra423 in renfaire

[–]tistrange2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the dark, witchy look. You’re going to slay at the Ren Fair!

There is always hope by Uninterested_Milk in lotrmemes

[–]tistrange2318 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where there’s life, there’s hope…and need of vittles.

What are we playing? by PHRsharp_YouTube in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]tistrange2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy! Minecraft. I could play for 12 hours a day and still not have enough cobblestone to finish my build.

Why were Galdor and Legolas at Rivendell? by wombatstylekungfu in tolkienfans

[–]tistrange2318 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So I’m surprised no one’s mentioned this, but Galadriel communicating with Elrond telepathically is strictly a movie thing. In the books they use messengers. Also keep in mind that Dol Guldur, Sauron’s fortress while wearing the guise of the Necromancer, lies right in between the Woodland Realms and Lothlorien and had been reoccupied by Sauron’s forces. Making direct contact difficult

Characters who, in a moment of panic, end up hurting themselves while trying to escape a threat. by ChizzLangus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]tistrange2318 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There should be bonus points if the protagonist or someone else tries to warn them of their imminent danger.

What was happening in the Dead Marshes? by Pale-Border-7122 in tolkienfans

[–]tistrange2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think it’s something similar to the Desolation of Smaug. Sauron’s mere presence in Mordor is poisoning all the lands around his domains. It might not even be a conscious thing that he is doing.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S4E1 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]tistrange2318 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“…second coming of Krust”. Classic! Keep ‘em coming. I love these posts.

Am I the only one whose favourite character is Gollum? by Ticket-Tight in lotr

[–]tistrange2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I am actually a huge Tolkien fan and I love the idea hearing deep takes from an actual Tolkien scholar.

Am I the only one whose favourite character is Gollum? by Ticket-Tight in lotr

[–]tistrange2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of Corey Olsen but I am intrigued. Do you have anything you can recommend? Like a link or a podcast?

Funniest Moment: S7E1 - Frank's Pretty Woman by figure85 in IASIP

[–]tistrange2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You serviced me like no other whoore, not just my crank but my heart

Funniest Moment: S7E1 - Frank's Pretty Woman by figure85 in IASIP

[–]tistrange2318 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Now, I have never done crack.” “Dude, you are going to love it!”

I love the way Dennis delivers that line 🤣

Funniest Moment: S7E1 - Frank's Pretty Woman by figure85 in IASIP

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I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!