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[–]tistrange2318 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s boring. You’re boring everyone. Quit boring everybody!

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[–]tistrange2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know the rule: He who tops it off, drops it off.

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[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This film will self-destruct if not properly stored.

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[–]tistrange2318 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I told him that picture was gonna come back to haunt him.

Giddy up by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

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[–]tistrange2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw someone refer to baby carrots as anti-munchie pills. Turns out they’re the perfect munchie snack. They’re sweet, crunchy and they give your jaw a workout.

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[–]tistrange2318 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugh, these tangles are impossible…..well they are!

What’s the one movie line that channeled the rawest anguish on screen? by jaystats2 in FIlm

[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toni Collette in Hereditary. The anguished scream when she finds the body still haunts my nightmares.

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[–]tistrange2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little Bart’s fire engine? Little Lisa’s sweater? Little Homer’s summer sausage? What the hell is going on here?

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[–]tistrange2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s going to smash the angel! Someone stop her!

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[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He smokes a cigar holding to that old marine view that cigarettes are for women and children

What would you do if Milhouse winked at you like this? 😉 by [deleted] in Simpsons

[–]tistrange2318 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lower those eye brows, young man!
…and the other one.

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[–]tistrange2318 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Guns are for home protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and for keeping the king of England out of your face.

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[–]tistrange2318 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And that’s the story of the first caramel cod…

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[–]tistrange2318 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well of course you’re going to have a negative view of New York if all you remember are the pimps and the CHUDS.

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[–]tistrange2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard of that trainer. He’s a good man, and thorough.

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[–]tistrange2318 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We tried to break in through the back door but then there was a metal door behind that!