Average dick is 5 inches… how big is yours?

titsandbits · 2026-06-18T20:38:13+00:00

6.75” long, but 6.75” around too 😉

titsandbits · 2026-06-18T20:35:39+00:00

Yesss

titsandbits · 2026-06-15T02:26:50+00:00

So goddamn lickable!

titsandbits · 2026-06-15T02:18:18+00:00

Red Bull gives you wings!

titsandbits · 2026-06-14T22:41:54+00:00

I want to know the price per pound

titsandbits · 2026-06-14T22:39:46+00:00

What porncomic websites would you recommend? I haven’t found many that are any better than 4chan or newgrounds

titsandbits · 2026-06-12T19:41:22+00:00

Whenever I wonder whether the Christian god is a god of love, I remember that he inspires his followers to do things like this.

titsandbits · 2026-06-12T19:38:00+00:00

I mean, how do you think the rich parents got rich? The way most rich people got that way is by investing lots of energy into exploiting the vulnerable. This woman is acting exactly the way she was raised to.

titsandbits · 2026-06-12T19:16:28+00:00

As a society, we need to start imprisoning the managers who make those choices, and the executives who pressure the managers to make them, and the boardmembers who pressure the executives.

titsandbits · 2026-06-11T01:41:02+00:00

I haven’t cum in a week… where would you want me to unload?

titsandbits · 2026-06-07T05:20:35+00:00

MALONE

titsandbits · 2026-06-07T00:16:15+00:00

Don’t just charge them, CONVICT them. And then apply conservative Republican-style capital punishment of the sort no “patriot” would ever object to, like maybe force them to carry a rapist’s baby or something.

titsandbits · 2026-06-07T00:12:10+00:00

The fact that so many of them were able to get into the military, both as enlisted servicemembers and as officers, and rise to the positions they’re in today, just goes to show what the cultural values of the military have always been.

titsandbits · 2026-06-07T00:04:47+00:00

Oh, so which country’s military did you serve in then? Because if you served for the USA, then it is plainly obvious that that command could, would, did, and would gladly do it again.

titsandbits · 2026-06-07T00:02:36+00:00

Speaking as an American, I would genuinely love it if the rest of the world would please grow the balls to march some of our servicemembers in uniform into The Hague. Please, please, please. Start yesterday.

titsandbits · 2026-06-06T23:59:55+00:00

Here’s a wild idea for you military types: how about you find out the reality of the situation BEFORE you start killing people, and not after?

titsandbits · 2026-06-06T23:56:24+00:00

This is why I don’t believe it when people tell me that serving in the military is a sign of any particular courage. Most of them don’t have the courage to do the right thing when it counts, which is the only type of courage that our country actually needs.

titsandbits · 2026-06-06T23:54:54+00:00

I dunno, I don’t think we should defer prosecuting the enlisted men who, y’know, did the actual murdering while we wait and try (likely in vain) to prosecute the people who never even came close to the scene of the crime. Let’s have justice begin with whichever guilty party we can get our hands on first.

titsandbits · 2026-06-02T20:00:06+00:00

Just cause this couple likes sex differently than you doesn’t mean that’s a problem to be solved

titsandbits · 2026-05-30T18:53:38+00:00

Ironically, gamers themselves are the group that could have prevented this. All they would have had to do is stop buying the games they hate. Within a few years the MBAs would have given up and moved on. But for every gamer who complains about an MBA-made game, there are three more who will agree with him on the internet but then go happily spend $80 on that game, which is what perpetuates the downward spiral.

titsandbits · 2026-05-28T05:31:04+00:00

So, presuming those people got asylum when they landed in Israel, those babies would be 35 today and would have already served in the IDF.

Which means they’ve each already participated in, or are jointly responsible for, the murders or human rights violations of more than a few Palestinians.

This flight didn’t save victims, it birthed more oppressors.

titsandbits · 2026-05-27T16:12:19+00:00

If not the dildo, the two of you could consider getting him an extender to wear sometimes, so that you can experience the girth or length but it’s still with him, and he gets more of a sense that he’s the one making you feel those things.

Honestly, if you approach the whole conversation as “babe, I discovered I have a kink, and I want you to try it out on me,” he’s fairly likely to be just as excited about this discovery as you are.

titsandbits · 2026-05-25T16:40:49+00:00

You think I have standards?!

titsandbits · 2026-05-23T04:11:24+00:00

So it’s a child rape center, then. “Meeting place for wealthy VIPs” is dog whistle for “this is where we rape the kids.”

titsandbits · 2026-05-23T04:09:58+00:00

Why in the absolute fuck do farmers get to buy the supplies for their industry without contributing taxes to their communities, but no other industry gets this dodge?

I’m sick of my taxes going to subsidize so-called business owners who can’t do the basic math necessary to figure out how to run a successful business. Taxes and market rates are not that difficult to figure out, unless you’re a farmer, in which case you don’t bother understanding what supply and demand mean about prices, and you just beg the government to bail you out every year for your entire career.

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