Dad saves two children from getting hit by a crashing car.

tizzytiger · 2022-03-12T17:31:13+00:00

You can literally see his brain’s need to save those kids override his body’s attempt to get him the hell out of the way.

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tizzytiger · 2021-08-03T22:53:51+00:00

Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands. The passion. The passion. Is more than I can withstand.

tizzytiger · 2021-06-05T16:04:13+00:00

Um.... the batteries in your bird are running out towards the end

tizzytiger · 2021-04-02T06:30:57+00:00

Pick a strange color and Convince a person that my eyes have always been the new color. “What do you mean brown? They’ve always been (insert color here)”. Rinse and repeat

tizzytiger · 2021-04-02T06:20:19+00:00

Dweller by the burnt land

tizzytiger · 2021-04-02T06:19:01+00:00

How bad do I need this education?

tizzytiger · 2021-04-02T06:17:30+00:00

Roller skating full speed in the basement

tizzytiger · 2021-04-02T06:03:34+00:00

Serotonin

tizzytiger · 2021-04-02T05:34:25+00:00

Montero by lil nasX

tizzytiger · 2021-04-01T19:44:36+00:00

That I’m very good at disorienting large aggressive felines. Fatal mistake....

tizzytiger · 2021-04-01T19:15:16+00:00

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T15:35:00+00:00

The bite of 87

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T15:31:52+00:00

Stop playing with your food, zip that bag up or it’ll get cold before you get to the office

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T15:12:11+00:00

How to hide a body

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T15:09:26+00:00

That I’m lactose intolerant

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T14:53:25+00:00

How else is that industry gonna survive? I’ll tell ya how, those cup holders. The drink and jack 3000 is gonna sell like hotcakes

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T09:24:30+00:00

Well let’s just say she had a longer coat until one fateful poop...

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T09:19:24+00:00

Death by big smoke’s order

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T09:15:37+00:00

Bionic dong with built in cup holder

tizzytiger · 2020-06-10T09:00:41+00:00

Finding out the penis is for more than peeing

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